Texting help!

SkorchZang · 2014-11-22T03:26:54+00:00

her: "hey cutie :) how are you?"

you: "sup little red riding hood.. changed your mind already? you coming around to big bad wolf's house later?"

her: "blah blah you're such an asshole blah blah lol"

you: "look at all that teenage angst... delicious"

And so on, so on.

The idea is to blatantly assume everything she says is her way of "coming on" to you, and act like you two are having a laugh about it. Do not take anything she's saying seriously or address what she's saying in it. Go straight for the subtext, which you assume is "please fuck me". Which you welcome with open arms.

Want to expand on how exactly did it happen that she refused sex, and what did you say to her then?

fnordsnord · 2014-11-21T19:48:17+00:00

For starters - don't respond immediately. Wait at least an hour. You are too busy to notice your phone every minute of the day.

She might be interested in you as a man, or, more likely, she wants you for a Plan B orbiter.

It might be a good idea to ignore her entirely. But no matter what, wait at least an hour.

Given what I know about your current position with this one, I'd wait until tomorrow and then response with "hey" and nothing else.

FrameWalker · 2014-11-21T20:13:48+00:00

Give them roughly 3 dates. Just have fun and don't be too butt hurt when they don't want to have sex. Use a freeze out and send them home or go home shortly afterwards. If you're patient you can wait longer but it's usually not worth the wait.

This girl is very warm towards you, reply back with an invite to hang out, be a bit aloof and escalate. If after three dates no improvement soft next.

AFPJ · 2014-11-21T22:16:32+00:00

She refused sex because ~~she was worried about my intentions & her head hurt & had things on her mind & etc~~

Classic. The bottom line is that when a girl actually wants to fuck you, she'll fuck you - get what I'm sayin'?

You already know what to do.

Title	Texting help!
Author	jcrunk13
Upvotes	0
Comments	8
Date	November 21, 2014 7:42 PM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/2n0hly/texting_help/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/askTRP/texting-help.143857 https://theredarchive.com/post/143857

Comments