Fuck it, I'm getting a mistress.

Don't come here to tell me not to do it until you've read the TRP sidebar, especially The Manipulated Man.

I know it will be harder this way because girls will say "but you're married". What are some good responses to this and similar questions? Some ideas:

  • So? I can't help it I want you (seems too direct)
  • I'm not getting what I want out of life (seems too honest/sad)