Tips on dating a retard

Metalgear222 · 2018-07-19T15:14:53+00:00

Ask her to say the ABCs backward and each time she stutters or gets one incorrect, hit her in the head with a rolled up newspaper.

zboo1h · 2018-07-19T15:26:28+00:00

tips on dating a retard

That is basically the entire purpose of this subreddit

Kurush559 · 2018-07-19T15:12:54+00:00

Make her do an SAT test and mark it in front of her.

This sub amazes me sometimes

packetdata · 2018-07-19T16:06:54+00:00

As someone who has dated a really retarded girl(not retarted but dumbest of the lot),my only gf btw lasted two years.

Enjoy the sex and dont expect much mentally or while even discussing normal stuff.

JordanRedfort · 2018-07-19T15:26:43+00:00

Make sure she has a box of crayons and a coloring sheet on her desk.

zboo1h · 2018-07-19T18:15:35+00:00

They have placemats you can color on at Denny's, and the food's cheap. You can even get her a job there while you're out.

anal_coke · 2018-07-19T16:01:46+00:00

Gets a kid's meal at McDonald's with her

Hammer_Tit · 2018-07-19T20:09:44+00:00

Ask her about "energies" and "natural/alternative medicines" and act genuinely curious.

They will go on AT LENGTH about how half a fuckin onion under your bed will suck the toxins out while you sleep "because it turns brown".

Source: Real girl

0x9A30D7C49714D98000 · 2018-07-19T21:44:19+00:00

Take her to the zoo. I heard retards like the zoo.

dcabrerasa100 · 2018-07-20T03:15:14+00:00

I thought you were talking about a legit retarded.

Title	Tips on dating a retard
Author	yeahhhhhhman
Upvotes	9
Comments	36
Date	July 19, 2018 3:10 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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