Weird reptilian guy

TRPCops · 2020-10-02T20:08:34+00:00

Approving and keeping this disaster of a thread open

Enjoy your flair OP

brennyflocko · 2020-10-02T19:36:05+00:00

You’re a loser for thinking of getting rid of a pet to impress women. You honestly don’t deserve a snake or to get laid

FinancialThanks1 · 2020-10-02T19:30:42+00:00

Keep the snake

420GrazeitRabbit · 2020-10-02T19:30:55+00:00

I have a lizard and get plenty of pussy. If they dont like my lizard, they can choke on a gizzard!

Snowboard18 · 2020-10-02T19:37:12+00:00

Bruh it’s not the snake that’s the reason you aren’t fucking a lot, she’s not gunna care

redhawkes · 2020-10-02T22:04:02+00:00

"Let's go to my place so you can pet my boa"

frognads · 2020-10-02T22:00:19+00:00

"hey do you want a photo with a snake for instagram?"

Musicgoon · 2020-10-02T21:56:51+00:00

Are you going to change your whole life based on assumptions?

If you can't take care of a pet, there's no way you can keep women around.

W_O_M_B_A_T · 2020-10-02T19:38:03+00:00

If you think women aren't interested in snakes, then you don't know anything about the Bible.

Which is fine if not, because it's a shyte book in general and is basically unreadable.

I'm just saying, if you're looking for one of the oldest and most renouned phallic symbols out there,....

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Truthmaster5000 · 2020-10-02T19:33:16+00:00

There are some chicks that really dig reptiles and snakes. Having a pet snake will help you connect with one of them and that connection will be way better for you than any girl who doesn't share your interests.

disgruntledearthling · 2020-10-02T19:52:11+00:00

Most girls I brought to my place loved my tortoise but there's always the odd one that either doesn't care or is afraid because of some fear of snakes, etc. My tortoise was in another room so no big deal

jjj2576 · 2020-10-02T21:13:22+00:00

TLDR: Trying to find a woman’s frame to get into. What type of pet do you think she’ll like, boys?

Title	Weird reptilian guy
Author	Savings-Ad-9393
Upvotes	0
Comments	18
Date	October 2, 2020 7:26 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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