Examples:

(She's whining/nagging/complaining)

"If you keep acting like a little girl, I'm going to spank you like one"

(She asks how are you)

"I'm sick"

"Oh no how'd-"

"SICK OF THESE BITCHES"

(She ask's if you ever want to get married)

"I'm already married."

"Wha-"

"TO THE STREETS"

(Lull in conversation)

"Hey do you ever wake up in the morning and think to yourself 'why am I so basic'"?

(Yapping about something you dont care about)

"Have you seen my watch"

Points at bare wrist

"It always tells me how much time i have for these hoes/your bullshit"

(You're walking side by side)

Nudge her away a little. She will give you a shocked face, then you pull her close.

Use at your own disgression, don't get mad at me if your timing sucks or haven't established a playful enough vibe wkth your chick and you can't pull these off.

But i want to hear some of your guys little tricks and routines if you have any.