What is chad thundercocks dick size? (the average ALPHA)

prodigy2throw · 2015-11-05T20:07:25+00:00

Despite the funny rhetoric, fucking a lot of guys or fucking really big dicks doesn't alter a woman's pussy.

RedPillJax · 2015-11-05T21:49:42+00:00

Honestly, bro - broads don't watch as much porn as dudes. They don't have this huge expectation of massive, baby-arm wangs at full mast ready to go every time a guy drops his drawers.

Also, as /u/prodigy2throw mentioned - vaginas don't actually get 'stretched out' in any permanent way by either big dicks, or even fists for that matter - or by how many they've had. They become more elastic maybe, but pussy is shrink fit - unless you're literally a pinky finger in the pants, you shouldn't have a problem. Some broads enjoy the sensation of feeling 'full' more than others - but that's a personal preference thing.

I have a very middling dick. I have had more women than I care to count (for the sake of not making my ego even larger) tell me that I'm 'amazing' in bed, and then over-estimate my dick size after sex (minutes, hours, or days later - it doesn't matter) in frank, honest conversation with genuine surprise when I tell them it's length. Broads don't carry around rulers in their purses, man.

Stop otherthinking this. Chad's dick is as big or small as he was born with. Period.

EDIT: Clarity

notmyusualreddit · 2015-11-05T20:46:52+00:00

I actually have an interesting perspective on this because I was lucky enough to have a good sized dick to match my height. And while I've had my descents into bluepill loserdom in several relationships, I usually started out in high regards with the good graces from height, a fraternity and fun hobbies (streetbikes, offroad trucks, standup jetskiis and boats). Plus, I've also had a decent amout of randoms I got into bed easily to contract to actual girlfriends I got.

With girls that I thought were my match and we steered more towards an actual relationship, they actually were never really impressed with my penis. I swear on all my future success in life that its 7.5" and 8" on a good day with slightly above average girth too. They'll mention they like it, but I can tell its not something too new for them. In a few relationships after years (I'm 31 now so Ive had a few) well eventually somehow (god knows how or why, usually as were slowly falling apart and both know it anyway) discuss exs, or how she takes me so well.. and itll turn out that her last ex or exs were around that size too.

Now, compare that to a random tinder hookup or girl Ill somehow score through a party or work function where I would say Im out of her league and she jumps on the opportunity because of that. Those bitches are always amazed. 75% cant even take it and have to stop me from going all out because they arent used to it and arent arching themselves the right way to have it not hurt. Some cant stop giggling about it being large. Theyll hold it and look at it. Shit that the girls Id consider more on my league never do.

I'm fairly certain that girls that naturally get and can lock down a decent dude have some kind of big dick radar because of how it helps a guy act. Also, a guy with a bigger dick may naturally take more sex related risks because he knows hes going to make a good impression. It will screw the numbers a bit to where girls are rarely hooking up with guys worried about their 5" penis, and instead having guys with 7" penises grinding against them on the dance floor.

Not saying a guy with a 5" penis cant be a damn alpha rockstar. But I'll admit having a big penis helps you convince yourself you are one for a night out.

secret_barber · 2015-11-05T21:23:01+00:00

You're the biggest size queen I've ever encountered! Post after post after post, all over Reddit and who knows where else!

SovereignsUnknown · 2015-11-05T21:23:40+00:00

first off, check your facts, average penis size in america is like 5.4 inches tops (some sources say it's as small as 5.2 or 5.3). 6 inches is at least 1 deviation from the mean, so you're in the top ~14% of guys already at 6 inches. even 7 inches is like 2% of guys if that. people just have a warped perspective from porn, which becomes silly when you realize most porn actors are actually just short/small guys with 6 inch dicks.

also, vaginas don't change shape or tightness due to the size or number of penises that have been in them, it mostly has to do with arousal and just how those particular girls' bodies are.

oh, and check out /r/bigdickproblems sometime for some perspective. the consensus there is that guys around 6.5 inches start having issues fitting inside most of their partners or hitting the cervix, and also issues with condom sizing. that sub also dispels a LOT of sexual health myths so it's worth checking out if you need a better grasp on that, which this entire post would imply that you do.

Hunter2isit · 2015-11-05T23:41:50+00:00

stop worrying about the size of your shit. I have had 2 girls overtly interested in size alone, in practicality it is the opposite. You thrust and hit her cervix, she winces in pain and rolls over. Or she bleeds every damn time. Or she won't do this or that.

If the pussy is too big, fuck the ass. Simple solution. Stop seeking validation from these women. Fuck because you are horny not because you need to feel like a snowflake.

itsbooming · 2015-11-06T11:19:40+00:00

Lol chad has whatever he has and when he fucks her Chad has the only dick on this planet in his mind and hers. So in essence , Chad has the biggest dick - regardless of size.

They adjust to the dick size they want. You'll know this if you ever get that shit test at the beginning (my x was huge) crush it and notice her pussy getting tighter over time.

FrameWalker · 2015-11-05T20:06:33+00:00

Having a gigantic cock is fantastic if you only aspiration is to be a human dido. Game and sex God method will take you far. Of you need something tighter lots of guys go for anal. o

envious1986 · 2015-11-06T06:53:08+00:00

7+ here.... been using small condoms my entire life until I got with my current LTR and she suggested I get larger.... it changed my life i swear to god.

Title	What is chad thundercocks dick size? (the average ALPHA)
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Date	November 5, 2015 7:43 PM UTC (10 years ago)
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