Why was your unicorn 'like that'?

tepper2 · 2015-06-08T13:04:38+00:00

Why was your unicorn just a shitty mule?

Because I was a shitty man.

Super-Saiyajin · 2015-06-08T18:43:52+00:00

She actually was a textbook Unicorn.

The fact that we were both still virgins at 18ish years old made me fantasize about how perfect she was and the whole waiting until we got married thing.

She was smart, interesting, beautiful, etc.

I however, was a terrible and pathetic excuse of a man.

I was fat, socially inept with women, and needed braces.

Years later I still find myself thinking about this girl.

She isn't a virgin anymore, which definitely sucks but it also DeUnicornized her.

Sadly, at this point in my life however, I'm still not convinced that she wouldn't be the woman who I'd be the happiest being with. She's currently in a LTR. However, I'm continually and perpetually increasing my SMV to unprecedented levels.

Thankfully the years and other women have helped me to realize she isn't the only woman on earth. However, I'll always have feelings for her.

Perhaps one day I'll be in a position where it will be me and not her, who decides where we end up.

TheQuickAndTheRed · 2015-06-08T17:45:30+00:00

Because I wasn't undervaluing myself and she saw me for what I was. She was my best friend, the only one who considered my feelings at rough time in my life. It seemed perfect. But then she moved away and moved on from me. Years later she put on a cam-girl show for me because I turned her on that much via qwerty. Got jealous because I started dating bombshells. Started making plans to run away with me and then realized that's harder than it sounds. So she stayed with her Beta boyfriend and tried to hamster away sending me a few hours of footage of her masturbating while chanting my name like a fucking war cry.

Fun ride. AWALT.

windowstapedshut · 2015-06-08T13:15:54+00:00

I thought my current plate was a unicorn up until I made the mistake of messaging her when she was on her period, to which I received a torrent of snippy nonsense.

I employed radio silence for a few days, let the hormones re-balance themselves, accepted and her apology (read: ferocious sex).

This happened just as I was unplugging myself, I found TRP in the nick of time.

squirrelcuisine · 2015-06-08T19:58:24+00:00

she wasnt.. virgin when I met her and Ill be married to her for 20 years in October.

DOCTORxTEETH · 2015-06-08T18:43:52+00:00

I went all the way beta, like extra hard. Her sister died and I thought that's what I ess supposed to be. She ended up becoming disgusted with me, became a bitch, and eventually left me for some other guy. I was angry until I talked to a friend's dad about it. He told me exactly what I did wrong and why she did what she did. A year later, I was back to my normal, kinda alpha self and the girl was back on my dick again. I also learned that women have bad memories when it comes to men. She acted like all the shit from the previous year never even happened.

Title	Why was your unicorn 'like that'?
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Upvotes	11
Comments	23
Date	June 8, 2015 12:55 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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