How do you respond to this type of question? Basically out of nowhere get a text asking "would you be mad if X?" Do they want you to mad to show you care or they want to be made to feel guilty, or testing your composure or something else? I get this question every once in a while with varying situations like getting drunk or doing something stupid. What's the most attractive way to respond in these situations?

(Apologies if this seems redundant, I'm just new to a lot of this and trying to figure this out)