"You never tell me anything"

VasiliyZaitzev · 2016-06-16T18:37:12+00:00

Tell me a secret.

"I have a really bendy thumb."

"Sometimes, when things get slow, I hit the '#' key on my phone to see what happens."

"Buy low, sell high."

"I really wish you would tongue my balls more."

"Your sister is a better lay than you are."

Apexk9 · 2016-06-16T16:11:46+00:00

Tell her some ducked up secret.

Tell me a secret.

I was in jail.

What tell me more.

Only 1 secret ... kiss on forehead.

nastynickdr · 2016-06-16T18:14:39+00:00

You open to her, the tingles are gone. Keep that hamster spinning.

Downhere_Seeds · 2016-06-16T19:39:08+00:00

She's a double agent, call her out on it. "what is this an interrogation?" "are you writing a book?" "just read my emails like the NSA does"...

Phyzis · 2016-06-16T17:18:26+00:00

Tell me a secret

I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.

No, seriously!

We must conquer Gaul.

Come on, you never tell me anything!

Quit being such a Messalina

TrumpRules2016 · 2016-06-16T16:10:58+00:00

It's possible she's trying to find some weaknesses in you. Especially the "tell me a secret" thing.

TheRedStoic · 2016-06-16T21:32:38+00:00

"I live by the two rules for getting ahead in life. Listen carefully.

Rule number one is: "don't reveal everything you know"

Ham it up, be ridiculous. Give her a hug and walk away backwards shushing her with shifty eyes.

dr_warlock · 2016-06-16T22:51:40+00:00

Women only ask this so they have some use against you as leverage later. It's a weapons stock pile for a rainy day. And by rainy day, I mean her feelz.

ElfFey · 2016-06-17T07:35:55+00:00

It's a comfort test. She is trying to get closer to you. You say yourself you don't open up to her. She wants you to so that she will feel more comfortable around you and not feel regret about fucking some strange guy.

balalasaurus · 2016-06-16T22:52:16+00:00

Look deep in her eyes, let the tension build and then whisper "Only you can prevent forest fires."

ecosci · 2016-06-16T21:59:54+00:00

Mind her own business your not her girlfriend she want tell you when she goes and f*cks the alpha,now will she.

WildmanThaGod · 2016-06-17T00:50:33+00:00

Ask her how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

PantsonFire1234 · 2016-06-19T21:59:22+00:00

Yeh this girl is a psycho. 100%er. Look mate, she's trying to figure you out so she can take you down. Right now you're a hot chase. She will break you down. Don't tell her anything. Lie about everything. And get away from her quickly.

HeadingRed · 2016-06-16T21:49:52+00:00

She is probing for weakness and wants something on you. It's a possession thing. Consistently state that you really don't have any.

Keep in mind "opening up" is sometimes bullshit - it's an open-ended Rorschach test question designed to provoke an emotional response that she can use to get you to agree to things that you normally would not.

The secrets I throw out are "when I was little I wanted to be a fighter pilot" and "XXX used to really bother me""

Title	"You never tell me anything"
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	13
Comments	15
Date	June 16, 2016 3:59 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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