I am pretty attractive and for the past 5 years I get hit on everytime I hit the bar or go out at night. Always some girl standing super close or straight up talking to me first. Even hot hooters or twin peaks girls, ones I thought were out of my league.

My issue with girls is that I can not text to save my life. I always overthink and end up sending something that sounds bad. Right after I hit send, I think of the perfect thing. Not necessarily perfect, just more congruent with my personality or funnier. I seemingly always fumble badly. This happens with girls I've hung out with, girls that are clearly into me and in some cases straight up sluts.

Any tips? I am getting sick of missing out on extremely hot girls I should be getting.