You know how when you drink you break the seal and you have to pee constantly after that? It's not something you want to do but end up having to do?

Think of that when hitting up your first group of the night. Sure you may be tired, lazy, shy, retarded by choice, drunk, or whatever. Guess what... your first group is probably going to bomb. It is your warm up. It is your seal. After that you are probably going to be like, huh, I should go hit on that girl then that girl then that girl then chat up that group of guys then go dance naked on the pole with that girl.

Seriously... this is the seal you want to break. It may feel weird like the double stream piss but hey... you gots to do it mane.

Be my fucking hero and go hit on that first girl. Just think of it as a dare from that weird guy on the internet. It isn't your fault if you are dared right? ;P

I don't usually poke you in the brain, but when I do it's because you are being lazy and need it.

Stay awesome my friends ;)