Ladies and Gents... My worst pickup line

maplemario · 2021-07-09T07:35:58+00:00

This is absolutely fucking hilarious.

CallOfReddit · 2021-07-09T12:12:58+00:00

You should make a comedy skit based on this

Specialist-Kick-1387 · 2021-07-09T13:29:28+00:00

All that reading just to get to the pick up line. I just gave up

OfficialSpycrab · 2021-09-27T10:46:59+00:00

That’s not really a pickup line unless you prepped it for long before. Just be bold and everything u say will always be different and refreshing, otherwise u will be known as the guy who can’t talk to girls past a script of pickup lines. For real, be a genuine character and they’ll think it’s cute and maybe awkward but makes them feel powerless because you could be too darn unique for them that they can’t handle it but something inside them has them thinking of you. I have pissed off a lot of chicks in my day and I have made chicks GUSH for me as well, or I have been indifferent to some. But those are usually the ones I have a rly talkative friendship with that I eventually find hot and could fuck if I wanted to. BUT i am also a senior in high school, i might be autistic so everything i do is like michael cera and the only way people can describe me sometimes is by my name ! (which is a unique one by the way) So, just imagine being on meth every second talking to girls. Because there’s a reason tweakers can pick up a chick, it’s because they’re not afraid to say “how would you look without those things on” or “the lighting could be more seductive in here, speaking for us both” , and guess what.. I’m not 21 so i haven’t had to rely on a single alcoholic drink for this ! Of course it would be easy if I was drunk but on the other hand I have pulled hot goth bitches, cheerleaders, crazy rich asian artsy hoe weezer fans, skater chicks who listen to old hip hop, and university school girls who can play Giant Steps on saxophone with zero gag reflex during sex ! BUT some of these ppl I didn’t fuck . They say there’s more to life than girls, BUT the reason there is more to life is because man said to woman , “i’m gonna fuck you”

Title	Ladies and Gents... My worst pickup line
Author	Samokoske
Upvotes	4
Comments	7
Date	July 9, 2021 5:03 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/ogomi5/ladies_and_gents_my_worst_pickup_line/
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