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[β]JaggedYellowPill 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"Thank you, I grew them myself."
"Thanks, I just bought them from a Jamaican yesterday"
"Thanks. Are you a cop? Because if you are, I definitely can't sell you any weed."
"These aren't dreadlocks, I'm just having a really bad hair day."
[β]FRMax1 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Those are all good but OP probably has to work on delivery as well.
[β]Fwest3975 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These are great. I can do sarcasm such as this pretty well. Problem is I am usually not warmed up socially until people have already commented on my hair.
[β]kalolilo 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You: Thanks, sooo was that a compliment? :)
Her: Haha yes I guess so
You: Hmm, so my dreads are the only thing you like about me? :))
Her: Hahah blush, haha no you are also cute
You: Haha, thanks ...but whyyy am I cute though!
Her:blush blush oh I dont know I cant say.
You: Haha ok, I think i like you know. ππ
Her: blush blush
[β]GrillPenetrationUnit 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
i usually just reply confidently with "thank you" whenever someone mentions something like this ( i dont have dreads btw) unless i can come up with a witty line in a split second on the spot, which is usually never. your problem with delivery might be because its already in your head that that is your "line" and it sounds forced. i used to have pre prepared lines for certain things people would say and they never worked because my delivery wasn't authentic. saying thank you either throws them off if they were trying to insult you, and basically halts any attempt of mocking you and if they were genuinely curious or think they are cool then they'll think you are confident because you are proud of it and can accept a compliment
I think my problem is the opposite; I go to 'thank you' by default. Then I'm like, damnit I missed the boat.
[β]Lead ModeratorThrowawayPUA 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You should go live to an urban environment and see how people react to white-boy cultural appropriation.
Haha I would love that.
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