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[–]pong2000 7 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
I literally had this in my head when I first kissed my girlfriend (now ex) and I must say, something great did come out of it! I think it was from a movie about a zoo or something.
[–]LightninMcQuade 44 points45 points46 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
We bought a zoo! Great movie
[–]Alpha857 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes! I remember this movie! I’ve been trying to remember where I heard this quote from. Brain fart of the century right here. Thanks!
[–]dailymanup 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Jung-Eunwoo 106 points107 points108 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
This happened when I literally just kissed my friend (back at the time) and she asked "do friends do that?" and I didn't reply. Ended up together for 5 years now lol
[–]ggmy 58 points59 points60 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
You didn’t reply for 5 years?
[–]Jung-Eunwoo 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
We actually talked about it recently. I mock her with "you wanted me to, that's why you kissed back" 😂😂😂
[–]ggmy 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smart! 😆
[–]SSU1451 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That’s the key. If he would have replied she would have rejected him but this way she never got the chance. This guy knows what he’s doing.
[–]ggmy 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Think smart
[–]SSU1451 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol that’s exactly the gif I was thinking of as I wrote that.
[–]Jung-Eunwoo 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm quite happy that I did. Though we were 18-19 back then, she's turning 25 and I'm turning 24 now, and we're in talks about moving in with each other after our education.
Planned after bachelor, but if one of us takes master and we'd commit for the long term, though easier said than done.
[–]santlaurentdon 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Big moves! Congrats!
[–]Killakobes390 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imma be honest I wouldn't know what to say to "do friends do that?" lol.
[–]PhantomMemer 85 points86 points87 points 7 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link
This actually speaks to me, yesterday I decided to ask a girl if she was down to be fwb
I’m not gunna be a Virgin for too much longer B)
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[–]recyclablebanthas 7 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
I’m not gunna be a Virgin for too much longer
On the subject of lasting longer, it's really not as complicated as it might seem.
If you masturbate, you have the means to prepare yourself so that you last longer.
But the masturbation practice is probably the biggest piece to get down initially. Know thy body.
[–]DTaine 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you, Senpai.
[–]PhantomMemer 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks fam, mega helpful
[–]nikdreamc 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Amazing site thank u
[–]AntiGardener 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn bro from virgin to fwb. That's a leap
[–]lamponadesk32 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How did you ask her?
[–]PhantomMemer 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was dropping mad hints that she was looking for someone because no one was down (a day after I had mentioned I was looking for a fwb) so I asked if she was down to be friends with benefits
[–]DAttGuy97 21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So true! I stood up to my lazy, dirty roommate and gave him a piece of my mind! Though he did end up getting stabbed 10 times and now I'm serving a prison sentence of 25 to life! So worth it.......
[–]ProjectD13X 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is the worst kind of shitpost
[–]omigahguy 21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Told my best friend how I really felt about her and asked for a kiss while telling her if she did not feel the same, I at least wanted to kiss her just once.
[–]heo5981 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
How did it go? She completely refused it or maybe it is still a possibility? I'm kind of in the same place, still deciding if I should tell her too
[–]omigahguy 36 points37 points38 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She told me she had felt the same way and had been flirting with me the past year and a half. Best relationship I have ever been in and there is nothing like being intimate with your best friend.
[–]santlaurentdon 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Bro. You're not omigahguy. Whatever happened to him is independent of what will happen to you. JUST GO FOR IT.
[–]heo5981 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sure, I was just curious to know what happened to him ;)
[–]santlaurentdon 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fair play! I’m curious to know what happens to you! So you had better go and JUST DO IT!!!
[–]wolfbee16 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Glad it worked out but never ask for a kiss. You gotta go for it and if she pulls back atleast you tried but asking usually is awk and doesn’t work
[–]omigahguy 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
actually...I have found asking works for me better....not my first rodeo
[–]brahminnoodle 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Isnt that technically sexual assault?
[–]wolfbee16 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No? If the vibe is right and you feel in the moment I don’t see how that would be sexual assault?
[–]A-Buff-BBC-Blackbelt 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lord that was one of the most pitiful sentences I’ve read today
[–]KindnessWins 12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What I'm going to say here is going to make many of you angry but it's true I'm sorry. You're not looking for sex. You're looking for crazy. If you were looking for sex you could just hook up with escorts or strippers that make Angelina Jolie look like Tom Arnold. You don't want ultra horny confident women who WANT You to be the most u in the world. And then just wanna fuck u while u both watch porn videos on a dexadrine high. What you want is to 'game' or 'figure out' insecure women who want a relationship and see sex as taboo. You would rather spend $1000s of dollars on seminars and dates and DHV bullcrap instead of going into a strip club, kissing a girl on the shoulder, then carrying her to your table to have the most human conversation imaginable. Then go to the back get a dance fuck each other's brains out and THEN get her number. You want to "figure women out". Well guess what. Women are like men, they're individuals. U wanna know what ur most authentic self is like?
Ask your friend to pretend to be a girl at a distant table. Hell tell your other friends to be her girlfriends. Now.. approach that group and watch how u approach. Look at your body language ur mannerisms your conversational tone and pace. Where are you touching these 'girls'. Obviously not their boobs or their ass. Most likely shoulder, waist, arm, etc.
Now tell ur guy friends who played the girls to comment and take notes. Afraid of rejection? GOOD. That's your inner being saying DON'T TRY TO SELL YOURSELF. DON'T IMPRESS. be the kinda guy u would be in front of ur guy friends, a hot prostitute or a hot stripper.
If she turns out to be an SJW or a feminazi who rejects you GOOD. Good riddance. U just qualified HER right there. But if u really Are looking for amazing sex and not BS and you're in Toronto, contact me
[–]Fanniumen 7 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
'Hey bruh can you pretend to be girl'
'Y Bruh'
'I need to practice my pick up lines bruh'
' oh ok bruh, I'm all yours'
[–]greenlittleman 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most important thing is to stop at LMR stage or you could become gay.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is no one going to comment how this is a quote from 'We Bought A Zoo'..
[–]Tapan681 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good movie
[–]tizokoko 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably less than 20 seconds to take action This post conveys important message
[–]imasimpledude 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yes the great embarrassment will come afterward
[–]Spinmoon 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn. So true. Wish I could do it. Maybe in the future...
[–]SurajYT 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love this film!
[–]PhireFoenix 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
we bought a zoo ?
[–]bernabo25 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Isn't this from 'We bought a Zoo'?.... I like that movie.
[–]smorrow1 point 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
What is this quote even trying to say though? That if you approach, you're guaranteed sex? Not true, one sex for every fifty approaches I'm told is quite good.
[–]wont_give_no_kreddit -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably took me that long to type what I wanted. It seems like she agrees so I might have a bang buddy for the mean time haha
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