I meet this girl at the bar with my fraternity. She's a friend of one of the rushes trying to join, so I already have social proof. We talk a little, I buy her a drink (I know I shouldn't have, but rushing was my top priority that night and I couldn't exclude her from the round). She was pretty cute, and had a nice personality.

We talk a little, dance, and I get her number.

I text her two weeks later, cause I just wasn't in the mood for gaming at the time.

Me: Hey, X, havent seen you in a while. Been staying out of trouble?

Her: Hey! Yeah haha I've been staying out of trouble, I guess that's why we haven't run into each other =p

Damn, looks like you got me all figured out huh

Yeah it was pretty obvious that [you were] pure bad news

Funny, I thought the same about you

Oh is that right? I thought I was well behaved

Aight playa, i saw the way you were hustling guys for drinks

AHAHAHAHAAA that's what happens when you're a broke ass, unfortunate fact of life

Hey, do whatcha gotta do =)

I called her up later that week to come out to the same bar. Says she's not sure. I try not to sound like I'm hung up about her coming, plus I hate talking on the phone, so it ends pretty quickly. I get a little tipsy at the bar and text her:

Me: You gonna com2e out tonight? I need you to teach me how to goet guys to buy me drinks

Her: Hahaha, nah sorry not tonight I gotta get up early. Ill tell you the secret though: show them your tits

My tits are too epic, ikd shut down the bar

Haha you're probably right, maybe wink

Three days later:

Me: Hey, whats up?

Her: Selling my soul to orgo at the library :( you??

Oops just one question mark. Ha I'm not that curious

Thanks for the apology, I love girls with good grammar. And same, except math. You at [name of library]?

Noo I'm at [name of other library]. And discussing my grammar is an interesting strategy for studying math

Thanks,mom.

Yeah, my pleasure. If you get hungry check your backpack, I packed you a pb&j and some juicy juice

Jif or Skippy?

Jif creamy. Don't forget to eat the crusts

Choosy moms choose gif. I've gotta run some errands at the end of the hour. Want to take a study break with me?

I really can't today :( I bulshitted all day yeesterday and went out haha so now I have to haul ass. I owe you a study break after my two exams sunday [7 days from now] k?

Im checking over my exam schedule and I think that whole week is gonna be kinda tight for me =/

Its cool I'm sure Ill run into you eventually

That was earlier today. So did I mess something up/how can I salvage this?