I literally felt like shit today, didn't want to be seen, forced myself through a leg work out, then read some seduction literature/articles. Said, fuck you mental state and road my car to grab a burrito after a shower and this is where the adventure begins:

Girl that I'm almost 90% sure will be a close (e.g. jealous when I talk to other girls, hitting me, slapping me, getting close, making sex jokes, like "I want you to prove to me you have condoms", any idiot knows she wants in my bedroom), anyways, text her about our meet today, mention I'm tied up with something, and mention our plans to do it Sunday if today didn't work, when we set the meet in person.

No response, even now, 6h later, she told me she was busy with getting a license and visiting her Dad who lives god knows where the night before where we set the meet to get together. Got me down in the dumps, and then I noticed what I just said, and she probably hasn't gotten to it, or she probably forgot to respond, because she was so busy. What matters is she said yes to the date in person and is all over my dick, not responding to some shitty text. Anyways, I notice that and force myself to grab a burrito and start hitting on some pretty girls, because I think "Why am I pining over this silly girl not responding when there are hundreds running around all over the state I live in, I'm enough for all these girls, I've seen it happen tons before"

So the adventure starts:

  • Get to Chipotle, chat up a pretty cute server, situational about the line being mad short, good reactions, blah blah, not really worried about closing things out with her, just a warm up
  • See a cute blonde in line that comes to order as soon as I pay, am pretty pissed she didn't walk in sooner, would have jumped behind her and tapped her on her shoulder to tell her she was cute, this got me amped up to see some pretty girls today

  • So I run to the fancy mall where all the super classy girls in their LV handbags and designer sunglasses walk around, dry as fuck, see a baby momma in line with a baby, curse to myself because she was mad cute, give up and sit in my car and bitch and moan to myself about "no response girl" tell myself to shut the fuck up, and continue the adventure

  • Run to a Barnes & Noble, was dry as fuck, also, walk out, then I see this brunette teenage girl walk in, double take, pause, walk the fuck back in and nonchalantly walk around. Turns out she's there with her mother (god damn it), so as she was literally three inches from me, and just hovering, I turn to her and ask her (keep in mind her mom's right fucking there), situational about a book she's looking for since that's literally all they talked about while she kept walking around me and pulling her pants up, and brushing her hair, felt awkward as fuck to hit on her with her mom, didn't really pull a trigger with direct and they drifted away.

  • Anyways I pat myself on the back for not being a bitch and standing there with my heart pounding like some other times. See a curly brunette with glasses giving me eye contact after I leave, I match it, then look behind her, she just kind of drifts off, didn't find her again. Anyways I go up, and this girl in these patterned leggings (hgngngng) walks by, hovers a ton, ends up being a fucking worker, was literally about to pull the trigger when she walked up to the inventory computer, was going to say, "I saw a glimpse of you, and had to tell you, those leggings really make you pop, I'm Alex", probably pussied out to be honest with her being a worker, I've gotten dates with hired guns before. Leave there with some good momentum, lots of confidence.

  • Say fuck I'm in a good mood now, fuck that "no response girl" time to hit up more pretty girls, so I go to a grocery store. As soon as I get out of my car, I see this group of college girls coming in I just self amuse myself with, they knew I was coming, "ALEX IS COMING AT 830PM", kind of fun to pump myself up like that haha, anyways, really cliche -- walk into the produce isle, here's the highlight of this otherwise sub par day.

  • Blondes are dancing around fucking everywhere, see a bad bitch with a tat on her ankle in black leggings with a friend, can literally smell the pussy, she mumbles something about the drinks I was near when she was next to me, she hovered, and left with her friend. I wander around, inconspicuously, keeping an eye out for them, shaking weird bottles of shit I didn't know existed, just self amusing, keeping my mind off them. THEN I GET THE PERFECT IDEA:

I see these recipes books, I think - "I'm going to pose as an employee and hand these out to get an excuse to open them"

So after a little bit of heart thumping and shifting my attention to the present and keeping my self amusement going on, staying confident, I finally get near them enough when they're together to open them: "Hey you two, so I work for [store name] and I need to hand these out to you guys." They look at me like I'm an alien, joke about me being an undercover worker, then I hold my finger up and say, "I was just kidding, I thought you (the bad one with the tat on her ankle in black leggings, hngngng) were cute, and I wanted to talk to you" she kind of has butterface, but it's not terrible, body is just incredible, and she sounds sweet.

She gets super sad and apologizes like five times for having a boyfriend, I just stand there with a skeptical look on my face, "he's serious too, I'm so sorry, you're so sweet", touches me, I say alright fine, and punch her shoulder and she leaves with her friend, her friend sort of had a dumbfounded look on her face like "Did that guy really just pull off that smooth move"

MORAL OF THE STORY:

State doesn't mean shit if you know what kind of objectives you have in going out, no where did I pump myself up and scream, I just sort of surrounded myself with pretty girls, and naturally talked to cute ones. Given I forced myself to go out, even though I really didn't want to after that the girl that really seems to want me didn't text back. Here I am now thinking about new girls, and more promising prospects if this girl who is being pretty easy in closing with doesn't work out. BE IN ABUNDANCE.

Some shit I could have done better, given it was a day I didn't even want to go out, felt pretty depressed, but pretty girls got me in a great mood:

  • Move off targets that aren't giving results quickly for ones who seem more targeted to me
  • Be a little conniving with girls if she has a boyfriend; e.g. "So we're going to fight to the death then", not trying to brag, but I have the confidence from looks to pull off a lot of crazy shit other guys can't do usually, unless they're fucking Tyler Durden or whoever RSD leader guy is! I had a girl tell me "I don't think boyfriend would like that" when I later found her on a dating site a few nights later, lying. I like to think that I made her break up with him because I let her have a taste of the wild side of life, and convinced her a boring boyfriend isn't worth it -- and she's searching for me, now ;)

Kinda my first public one, so I tried to tell an okay story, usually fill my FR with a bunch of gamey phrases; e.g. http://i.gyazo.com/2391bf3e7272d3c428c50af25105ac5d.png