First field report. Last night I had a house warming party, people streaming in and out all night. The first guest to come was my sister's HB7.5 (one of those Russian blondes with a sexy accent), lets call her RL. I greet her at the door with a big smile, opening the door, giving her a quick hug. She keeps going on and on about how beautiful my new place is, complimenting the art work I had just hung. I start talking about one of my favorite pieces that I just got loaned by a fellow artist and she just keeps noding and in the end she says "Your so articulate I love everything you said about the piece. Its just so awesome, so awesome." I laugh and then tell my sister to give her a tour of the upstairs.
More friends start showing up as my sister and RL walk into the kitchen. I pawn this new group onto my sister so she can give them a tour of the upstairs and I tell RL that I'll show her the rest of the place. We walk downstairs and I show her my space. I talk about how I can't wait to use my fireplace this winter. She goes on about how much she likes sitting in front of the fireplace on a cold night. I respond, "Maybe" (semi NEG?) with a sly smile n cocked eye. She grabs my arm (IOI) and asks to see the rest of the place (which is only my room left).
As we walk down the hallway she starts looking at the panoramic shots I took of Paris from the Eiffel Tower photos, "Who took these?" I explain to her that on my last trip to Paris (DHV), I finally went to the Eiffel Tower." At this point we have moved into my bedroom and my SLR is on my dresser. I reach out to her, taking her hand, spinning her, while grabbing the camera. I place the camera in her hands as I lead her on how to hold the camera and then slowly shoot one photo after another in order to create a panoramic.
I then tell her we should go back upstairs because I hear my buzzer going off and I need to greet the other guests (semi false time restraint). She then jumps onto my bed, rolls in it proclaiming it was the softest bed she had ever been in. I laugh, spank her "Bad girl lets go upstairs." She is laying on my bed looking at my book shelf (random art books, conversation starters etc). She yells "What is this?", as she reaches for a group of sex books. I slap her wrist telling her "Later."
Well the night goes on and we keep giving each other IOIs and Kino. A smile here, wink there, squeeze around the waist etc. The night is winding down. To my right is my passed out friend (told him not to drink too much, it just makes one game sloppy) and my left RL and a rando dood (funny guy, totally gay and a big supporter of me apparently.) I mention to RL that she really isn't that cute (NEG). She asks, "What? "
"Well I'm just not into blondes."
"Why not?"
"Brunettes are typically more fun for me." She then starts asking me if she should dye her hair (validation seeking).
The rando whos sitting with us says "Oh ya, blondes are overdone. Brunettes are the fun ones."
She says, "Oh noo, I thought guys liked blondes."
"Well if you want a guy like me, and not some meat head, then your going brunette. In fact, lets cut your hair short and dye it raven black.
Rando, "Oh that would be so hot, it would really make your green eyes pop."
I ask, "How so, lets see your eyes." She turns to me and flutters them.
I then say, "Ok well maybe if you weren't a blonde we could go on a date."
"But I thought guys like blonde hair."
Ignoring her plea, I say "We'll go take cooking lessons together. And at the end of the lessons you'll be able to make me my favorite dish. Then maybe, you can make me fall in love with you."(Framing future context/roleplay) I smile and at this point she is practically wrapped around me, Kino escalating during the whole conversation.
I then say "Ok, off, I need a smoke." She looks up at me with those puppy dog eyes, begging for an invitation. I isolate her, as I with a hint of stubberness like I wanted to break off from her I say, "Ok you can come." (Which luckly for me the rando gets it.)
We go outside, and I offer to share a smoke with her. I take out my zip, flick it open and light my cigarette. I just hand her my lighter knowing it will start a conversation. She looks at it, admiring the snack leather case. "Where did you get this?"
I take a drag and lean back against the ledge, half sitting on it. "I got that in Japan. I meet a crazy girl when I was visiting the MORI art museum in Tokyo and we ended up hanging out every night while I was there. One of the days we were out and she found that and told me I had to have it. So ya, now I have it." (DHV) At this point I'm sitting on the ledge, RL between my legs, my arms hanging around her hips. She controls the cigarette, taking a drag and then putting it up to my lips for my turn. (Kino).
We finish the cigarette and are looking at each other. I haven't said much since the story about Toyko, mostly staring into her eyes, and Kino escalating. The silence builds up till you could have popped it like a balloon. I then say "Wait!" with a hushed excited tone. Then smile as I lean back. She smiles back and leans forward till she has cut the space in half between us. I then pet the side of her temple and cheek and we start kissing.
We do this for awhile and then someone opening the door spooks her. She then goes ASD on me. I just smile as I say "Lets go in", grabbing her hand to lead her.
Everyone has left or is passed out at this point and I start to clean, she sits at the counter, just flapping her arms (metaphorically) to catch my attention. I just focus on cleaning and then start giving her chores. She complies as she brings me the wine glasses on the coffee table. I kino escalate, pulling her in and we start to make out. I finish cleaning and then we are talking and I tell her she smells like cinnamon and that she is good enough to eat.
And that's when my damn sister cockblocks me, yelling "RL, stop talking to my brother. He's trying to seduce you."
I just smile and do a motion to let her go. I then put the last remaining plate of leftover into the fridge and shes still standing there. I move to the opposite side of the counter and look at her, leaning in just slighty, making it apparent she wants another kiss. More kissing and then more cockblocking/ASD. I laugh and say, "Ok, but I thought you were a bad girl."
She whines, "I know but your ______ brother. I can't."
"Ok, go run off into her room then. Night." I head downstairs, clean up down there and then decide I want another smoke.
I come inside and there she is in the kitchen again looking upset. "Where's my phone?! I know you hid it."
"No, I was outside smoking." I tease her and then say, "Ok I know why you are doing this. Here call your phone from mine and yes, you can save my number." (She had asked me to be fb friends and that she would request me and I told her I would decline (DHV/Fake LJBF). Her phone is of course in my sister's bedroom and she runs into the room to stop the ringing. She comes back ok and says "Ok". We start making out more and she starts to ASD with the whole, "But your _____ brother."
I say its fine and head downstairs satisfied with all the making out.
The next morning, she comes to my bedroom to tell me how much fun she had and she wanted to bumb another smoke. With a final kiss on the cheek from her (payment for the smoke and telling her "thats all you get") she tells me ok to our first date.
So cool, it was an easy target, and I will try and F close her one o these nights. But till then I will head out to meet more women.
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