So I went to Vegas last week. On Friday, my guy friends decided to play craps instead of going to a club(lame!). So I decided to go by myself after reading Seddit for a few months and failing my previous post.

The entrance was free since I had a college id and went inside. It was pretty crowded so I made my way to the middle and started dancing. Not giving two shits I did my moves and already a HB6 started looking at me. I glanced at her, pop locked my hands and did a "come here" gesture. She smiled and she took her hands out, expecting me to come over. I grabbed her hand and started dancing with her. A few of her friends saw us dancing and joined. After the song was over, I ditched them and started to dance by myself. I felt awful for not escalating or even asking for their names but I still grooved. 30 minutes later someone grabbed my arm, pulled me in and said this in my ear "do you want to take a shot with me?" I finally saw her and I kid you not, I though I saw Jessica Rabbit lol. I can easily say that she was a HB9. Red hair and lovely curves in that green tight dress that would make your blood rush to all parts of your body except to your brain. I enthusiastically said "yes!"and rushed to the bar.

Stupid move on my part since I did not hold her hand and and I was at the bar waiting for her. In my mind I thought I failed with this goddess and the anxiety was slowly creeping up. Few seconds later she showed up.

HB9: "I couldn't find you. You left without me!"

Me:" No you were too slow. But I know someone that is your tempo"

HB9: " And who's that wise guy?"

Me: "My grandmother. She's the only one in the club that has a walking cane"

There was literally an elderly woman with a cane and I pointed right at her. She laughed and I ordered two Bacardi Pineapple. I've never ordered at the club bar before because of the price but I had a good amount of cash since I did not gamble.

HB9:"Damn you go hard! Why did you order a Bacardi, are you crazy?"

I thought of this as a shit test. Using what I learned...

Me: "what did you expect, Sprite? We're not at the M & M factory! God!"

HB9:"Normally a guy would ask what I would like to drink."

Me:"Well "normally" ( used quotes to mock her) that the job for waiters. When you're with me, there is no other options" she laughed(yes!)

HB9: "woah, you're a big boy. Not wearing your pampers today?"

Jeez! I felt the sarcasm from a mile away

Me: " your're a cute smartass huh?" and a I clenched onto her hands

HB9: "I do alright" and she clenched onto my hands

I brought her back on the dance floor, passing through dudes that were standing there and staring at us. I thought I was on top of the world. I could not believe that Jessica Rabbit was with me, holding my hand and leading her back on the dance floor.

This is where It goes downhill....

I was dancing with her and a slow R and B song cane on. She turned around expected me to grind on her. I usually do but at that moment i felt like i had amnesia and I totally forgot how to grind especially with her with a fine backside like that. I moved in a bit but I fully did not put my crotch on her.

HB9: "What's wrong you cannot dance anymore??"

Me: "How can I dance when your butt is in the way"

She glared at me and I froze up.(damn). I made my attempt to grind her but I still froze up, not knowing what to do.

HB9: "Look are you going to dance or seriously waste my time?"

Me: "I'm dancing aren't I?"

After my struggle and the mediocre grinding...

HB9: "So much for the dancing machine i saw earlier"

she shook her head and left me. I was devastated......

I could not believe what happened to me. I had the most gorgeous girl at the club, she came to me, ask for a drink, answered all of her shit tests and I failed after freezing up my grinding.

Later throughout the night I still danced but I was still upset with myself and was not feeling the music. I soon left after around 2am head hanging low. I did not tell my buds what happened. It was too embarrassing.

So there's my story. An upgrade from the last one but still a failure. I'm trying my best by practicing and going out. It's all a process. I was proud that someone that gorgeous noticed me and stuck around but i still failed! Thanks Seddit and the readers. Sorry I failed you...