I haven't actively tried to pick up girls in forever or posted about a pick up, but I'm bored at work and felt like sharing.

Walked down to the beach with my roommate to throw around the football and see what's going on. We got a sweat going and then he went home about 45 minutes later. I figured it was time to see what girls are around.

First set, I talked to a girl on vacation. She was talking about her plans later with some dude she is meeting up with and they would probably hang all night. She didn't seem too interested in the convo anyway, so I left.

2nd set, a girl who was putting her clothes on and about to leave. Turns out she was 19, but looked MUCH older (I'm 28). So I let her leave.

3rd set, a girl laying out on her stomach. I asked her if she likes to talk to friendly strangers. She did. I sat and gave her a high five. She mentioned she saw me playing football earlier BINGOOOOO. I'm like ah so you were already gawking at me earlier? You should have said something! She laughed and was generally relaxed so I was feeling pretty good about this set.

A crazy fog/clouds pushed up along the shore and everyone was leaving the beach at once. I found out very quickly she was on vacation and was staying at the hostel nearby and leaving tomorrow. All good signs. I noticed she was getting some goosebumps and getting a little cold. So I said, lets go grab a drink. She was down. A dude from her hostel came by and started talking to her and asked us/me if I wanted to play frisbee. I said no and we left.

She walked to her hostel and changed into some jeans. She had a pretty sweet room with a nice view of the ocean. I chatted up a random dude in the other room. Apparently he was from Alaska and travelling for 6 months - pretty jealous. Girl came out and I introduced her as my wife. Turns out he was heading to the grand canyon next. I recommended a place called Havasu Falls that I've always wanted to go to. Then, wifey claims that she has been there and it was awesome, so I immediately divorced her.

I didn't have a shirt on, so we walked back to mine so I could grab a shirt. I gave her the tour of the house. I have a giant map in my room, and we both stood on my bed it to check out where the dude from Alaska was talking about. Threw on a shirt and we left. (I think it's always awesome for a girl to know where you live/what your place is like. They feel way more comfortable knowing where they are going back to instead of who knows what). We both did a shot then we left.

Since she was on vacation, I briefly showed her the bay. She liked it. Then we headed out to grab a drink finally. It's like a ~10 block walk or so. I ran into my boss from work along the way haha. Also introduced him to my wife.

We got to the bar and sat outside. The seating wasn't optimal for me, but I was only planning on staying for one drink. She was sitting across from me, but it was on the patio where we wanted. We each ordered a 32oz margarita which took us a while to finish. She was asking about my lip piercing and I asked if she had kissed anyone with it. She said no, I said well then I guess you can let me know how it feels later or something. We split our drinks.

We leave the bar. There's a thrift shop right next door. She said something about going in and getting silly outfits. So I called her on her bluff. We both went in and picked out hideous things for the other person to wear. I had some bright green tight girl jeans to go along with my button down brown/a million different designs shirt. For her, I picked a dark green dress with a silly zipper down the front. She tried it on and it actually looked normal, so we had to find something better. Then I spotted a long sweater with sewn on patches of like tie dye colors. I like the fact that she was down to only wear that. I poked my head over the changing room wall and got to see a beautiful butt in a thong. She yelled at me for looking over lol. I picked up the clothes - wasn't much like $15.

We walk over to another bar for some beer. This time the seating was muchhhhh better. I put myself in a corner with her right next to me. I grabbed her chair and dragged her closer to me. Eventually I was rubbing her leg and playing with her ass under the sweater and I hid everything pretty well. We finished our beer and left the bar.

I grabbed her hand on the way out. We walked down the street and turned onto a less popular street. I stopped walking and pulled her into me and we made out. She said she could feel the lip piercing. We made out a few more times along the way to my house to "smoke some weed."

Got into my house. Walked straight to my room. I grabbed us some pomegranate seeds, black berries, and strawberries to eat while we smoked! Soon after I got my hands under that sweater again and it came off pretty quickly. We were talking about earlier how she likes guys going down on her so I did that. She gave me a bj for a bit. I was grinding on her and reached for a condom, but she wasn't interested in that apparently so I took it off. Then we kinda fell asleep for a bit. Then I woke up and realized there was still a naked girl in my bed with a nice ass. So I started kissing and fingering her again. I was grinding on her again and she would have been down to fuck without a condom if I just stuck it in, but in the 10 second break when I reached for the condom, she didn't want to fuck. I'm like reallyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Here is where I fucked up lol. Earlier in the day I realized I got a text from a FWB who I haven't seen in like 3 weeks. She asked at 4pm if I wanted to hang out. So I figured if this girl doesn't want to do anything I might as well let her go home. So I sent her home and texted FWB around 10pm asking if she was still around, but she didn't respond haha. So I spent the rest of the night playing video games with my friends. Shoulda not let that girl leave so easily! oops.

All in all, it was a fun day. God I love picking up girls - it's so much fun.

Things that helped: finding out her logistics very quickly. Having some social proof by her seeing me earlier playing football and talking to people. Going after what you want - would have never happened without the initial approach. Having her see my place early, so she didn't have to worry about it later. Being generally relaxed and assuming it was on and not making anything uncomfortable/too aggressive.