I just got friendzoned by a HB7 over a phonecall. We were seeing each other for about a month. This pissed me off and put me into fucking rage mode. I actually went through my old notes from Tyler Durden's RSD, looking on how to be yourself while fuming in my room. I decided to go to downtown and convert my rage-fuel into alpha. Go time.

After a few quick approaches and closes to warm me up ("Hi! Cute dog, can I pet him? My name's tuckafon...) I decided to head back home and mope some more. See a HB7.5 walking in circles while talking to her friend on phone. Convo ensues...

Me:Hey

HB: Hold on off phone Hi?

Me: Okay two things, first your sneakers look awesome!

HB: Aww thanks! I got them in Ukraine.

Me: Weird, I was expecting them to look more Soviet :P

HB: laughs well they're Nike so I guess you could find them (I'm thinking I'm dying here, so about this point I gave absolute zero fucks)

Me: Haha, Secondly you just circled that lightpole like, 7 times. Just noticed that.

HB: Ahahahahaha

Me: You don't think I have autism do you?

HB: eyes wide as fuck LOL Nooo.

Me: Good, I think I'm way too pretty to have mental problems.

At this point she's in stitches. We walked around the downtown for some time until her friend came. I kept physical touch down to just arms touching side to side, but honestly I didn't care because I was having a hilarious convo with a new girl outta thin air. Friend is HB9 but I tried to keep shit casual. Made occasional quips how I was a better friend than she was. It's funny but it wasn't until she asked for my digits that I got hers. She was practically forcing me to number-close. I wanted to continue on but I had an appointment to go to. Feels good to rebound outta thin air like that.

Mind you these girls were straight outta highschool (18-19 senior class), so I feel I'm gonna save this type of game for a younger crowd (shock jokes, open mocking, dissing her friend, just keep it playful)

tl,dr: Friendzone over phone? Not on my watch. Approached a cute girl and she brought her friend. Number close and walked it off due to an obligation.

Also, FIRST FR. How'd I do?