Get Laid on Vday in NYC

__ManBeast__ · 2018-02-13T17:18:12+00:00

Specific recommendations are desired.

So you want to go to a coffee shop in downtown called Beaner's. Ask for a triple expresso late, with an extra straw. The barista will give you a small pink envelope. DO NOT open it until you're in a private place. When you're secluded, read and memorize the coordinates on the note inside, and then burn it and the envelope. Follow those coordinates to a park bench somewhere in the city. Exactly 10 minutes after sitting down, a man in a trenchcoat will sit next to you. DON'T look at him. Instead, say the code phrase "Purple Banana". After he hears the code phrase the man will slip a brown package in your direction. Wait until he leaves, and then open the package. Inside will be a note that says:

"Just go to a bar and chat up girls. It's not hard."

I hope this helped. This top secret information has me on the run from the FBI

sorry_mommy · 2018-02-13T17:10:31+00:00

Easiest time of year? I think not! Girls will couple up just so they don't feel alone, even if they aren't very attracted. And the ones who are still alone will be at home stewing in self-pity and eating candy, waiting for the day to end so they can go back to their usual insipid bullshit.

_N1ng3n · 2018-02-13T17:51:54+00:00

So we all know

Ngl fam you sound like a virgin 😂

Title	Get Laid on Vday in NYC
Author	nyc_anon21
Upvotes	0
Comments	4
Date	February 13, 2018 4:58 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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