These rules are not set in stone (but should be). They will change your dating life, for the better. Guaranteed.

Credited to Pita. An awesome relationship coach. (XX).

  1. One for one. Not 2 for 3. It's not a game. Games are for losers.
  2. Text ONLY to be used for questions that can be responded to in one line or less. The response should be a direct reply to a question. This is not the place for Shakespeare.
  3. Response's are 1 line. That's it. No more.

It's that simple. If you fuck up, it's ok. You'll recover. But remember the rules.