I was out looking for a summer job. Anyone who has been out shopping knows that eventually the clerks always ask "So what are you shopping for today?" or "Can I help you find anything?" I have a mission for those of you who can't get the nerve to approach women or who lose thought and can't think of what to say.

Go out and walk around to all the stores. Whether or not you actually need a job is irrelevant. Act like you're out hunting for work and use that as your anchor in the conversation. You can ask questions about what kind of work, payment, yada yada. I'll use my success story for today as an example:

Her: Hey, welcome to Oakley, can I help you find anything?

Yea, a job. You offering?

Her: Well, we're always accepting app-

But that doesn't answer my question. Are you hiring, or am I spinning my wheels filling out a book?

Her: blah blah, random details

Tell you what, put in a good word to your manager and say you have this grand scheme to bring in more business.

Her: whats that?

Picture this, two hotties tag teaming all the customers that come in. I get the girls, you get the guys, and our whirlpool of allure coupled with amazing selling skills, these glasses will be flying out of the store. I see a bright future for us here.

Her: Oh yea? Well I would sell more than you!

Nope, world domination is my thing and I'm bringing it old school. I'm the Brain, you're Pinky. We both know how THAT show always turned out...

Her: haha, wow...

More bullshit followed, but I left with her number and a promise from her that she will prove me wrong that she is like Pinky.

Go out there sedditors.