there's been a lot of talk in my real life and on this board about natural game lately. i'll pre-qualify this post, i am a firm believer in 'natural game.' there's things about body language and confidence that you can learn in these communities, but that's as far as it goes for me.

that said, here's the night and was it a great one.

first, my fresh ex gf is still living with me which really throws some salt onto things, but we go on anyway. so she's at the house and i know i can't bring anyone home because it's either my daughter's room or the bedroom. i go out not expecting anything other than to be charming.

i leave with a couple of friends (a guy and girl) and we go to this little dive bar to meet more friends. we get to the bar and the other group of friends was actually a set. it was my buddy, his gf and a cute girl (i won't number rate because it's stupid). i acknowledge in my head that this is someone i can get no problem, but i knew there was no taking it home so i don't worry about it.

at this point another ex gf calls me. wants to meet me for a drink. 'perfect' i think, this will allow me to demonstrate some value without it being fake or forced. she shows up and is looking ok for her standards. she sits next to me and we chat, you all know what that looks like so i won't say it.

after a couple drinks and a shot we leave to go to a show and the ex continues on through town... to pick up her bf from the airport. no big deal, i didn't do anything anyway. and then she started 'sexting' me. and it's actually hot.

so i'm doing this whole text dirty crap to the ex thing, whatever. i show up at the next bar for the show and cute girl number 1 is there. so i go, i mingle in the set and don't do anything. no negs, no dhv, no cat string theory, no nothing. i just talked, made jokes and that's it.

this continued through the night until i actually did a (variation of a) routine. i started taking photos of the girls, and whatever it is about girls, they just love that shit. so now i'm clearly a fun guy.

the night starts winding down and they go to leave. so i grabbed cute girl #1 and said simply 'look, this isn't really my thing at all (the truth) but you have to give me your phone number and i have to call you.' she looks confused but happy and says 'give me your number!' i say 'no no, i have to call you.'

i pull out my phone, it's completely dead from all that sexting shit. fuck. so i did the old fashioned way. i went to the bartender who i had also been flirting with and said 'give me a napkin and a pen please.' she one ups me, unrolls the register receipt paper and gives me a pen (with a little wink). nice.

so i get cute girl #1's number and she demands mine so i comply. then i say 'give me a kiss before you go.' i go in for a peck, it turns into makeoutville. wonderful, i'll definitely take it. so we make out for a bit, probably grossing people out until i told her 'hey your friends are waiting on you, you need to go.' one more kiss and she's gone.

my bff comes up to me, high fives for low lives, we talk and he leaves. i then walk up to my ride and say something along the lines of 'man i really had a great time tonight' but i don't remember exactly because as i'm saying it cute (holy shit fucking cute) girl #2 walks through my vision. my friend says 'what did you just say' and i looked at her and said 'watch, i can get any girl i want.'

i went up to this girl and said 'what's your name?' she tells me, i interrupt (which is actually normal for me and why i don't remember anybody's name). i say 'i'm gibby and i'm about to run game on you, you'll like it.' she's shocked but has a big smile on her face. i throw a line out that is a line i kind of believe in anyway.

me 'do you believe in love at first sight?' cg2 'well i don't know.' me 'i do.'

i then show her my tattoo of the blue whale and explain it. basically the concept is keep your eye on the big things and forget about the small things type metaphor.

cg2 'wow' me 'yeah so that's why i'm running game on you. i saw you and just had to take a chance to get to know you' cg2 'well i have a boyfriend' me 'that's ok, are you guys serious? getting married?' cg2 laughs 'no' me 'ok come over here and give me your number'

i walk to the bar and she doesn't follow because her friends block her. so i walked back looked at the group and said 'i'm taking your friend for five minutes, i'll have her right back unharmed' which apparently is also a line. we go to the bar, she looks at me like who the fuck is this guy? i say what's your name again? she says 'you don't even remember my name!?' and i said 'no i was lost in looking at your eyes.' boom. it was the truth anyway.

she tells me her name and gives me her number. i say 'i'm gonna fucking call you, but it'll be a while i have to go fishing tomorrow.' she laughs like that's so cute. i say 'really though i'm going to call you and you'll answer and we'll have fun.' she says 'do it, please.' win. i then say 'give me a kiss on the cheek, nobody will care about that.' she complies and i give one back and say 'it was really great meeting you, have fun with your friends.'

i have not had a night like this in fucking forever. a two year relationship really changes things in that way i guess lol. but it's not done.

i get home, help my married friend sober up and go get in bed forgetting that the ex was in there. as soon as i lay down she's in my face making out. fuck yes. this night is just win. and then i get a text. it's cg#1 and says 'you better fucking call me tomorrow' -- 'ok we'll see'. ex gf #1 texts too 'i better see you on thursday' -- 'maybe.' friend from georgia (a girl) texts me too 'i hear youre doing well tonight, when are you gonna do that with me?'

wtf is going on, i think. this is just fucking hurricane force rain. exgf in ed is like 'seriously? wow' and then tries to tell some story about a guy who picked her up. whatever, i don't care. we keep making out until sex time and she says 'whoops, i'm on my period'

haha, she won after all.

so there you have it boys. perfect end to a perfect night. i just knew i wasn't getting laid.

just to clarify this, there really wasn't any textbook game being thrown out. it was just me. also, i'm not an ugly guy at all but i'm a smoke. a punk (dirty one). i'm 5'9" (in shoes) and weigh 150 on a good day. i have a big french italian nose and i'm pale.

i still have fun.