Okay, so I moved to a new neighborhood and I'm trying to make friends. I ran into a vague acquaintance, but things went awry while befriending. How can I friend-zone this girl in an effective classy way? I have no friends in the neighborhood so this is important.

Received Hey u what u doin this weekend?

Sent Jerking off mostly. Ill be around.

Received Lol well if u wanna meet up for some drinks im always down and u can always ask a girl to play army with u

Received Every play the game army? lol

Sent No but as soon as I find out what it is I'm gonna ask

Received Its actually a pick up line 4 a guy to use on a girl u ask if they wanna play army they ask what it is and u say its where i lay down and u blow the hel

Received l outa me lmao

Sent Fuck that I play to win.

Received The purpose of sayin that is to get a bj so technically u do win if u cum lol

Sent Fuck that I'll take a celebratory bj after I win a different game

Received Oh yea and what game would that be?

Sent I hadn't thought that far, is there a game women like to play? I'm really only good at badminton

Received Lol wtf is badminton?

Sent It's like tennis I guess, but with a shuttlecock. I think that's why women love it.

Received And 4 the record i give awesome bjs lmao

Received Ok well i never heard of that lol

Sent Word. You have a lot to learn then.

Received What u doin 2nite?

Received Maybe u could teach me but i know a good amount def into kinky shit love being tied down

Sent I'm working days and nights till Saturday when I'm off.

Received Ok well let me know when u wanna play lol.