How do I talk dirty?

Awston · 2015-01-25T22:53:59+00:00

Yea...you like that, you fucking retard?

badass_seaotter · 2015-01-26T01:26:18+00:00

In general the rule is, tell her what you've done, what you're doing, and what you're going to do. So:

Past: "You like how I licked your pussy?" Present: "I love fucking you from behind" Future: "I'm going to make you come with my hard cock"

Here's a great basic guide: http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/d4tz6/dirty_talk_101_talking_dirty_to_a_girl/

Trev0matic · 2015-01-26T02:59:05+00:00

"yea, baby, you like garbage? I like garbage. How about unwashed soiled laundry? Me too. Haven't bathed in a few....weeks."

That's how.

that-freakin-guy · 2015-01-26T00:33:19+00:00

Because you need to be confident when you say it.

I work out. My physique is looking good after 2 years of working out and only 5 years of being skinny. It makes me feel good, I feel like a boss. It took that to make ME confident, maybe it might involve something else for you, but you need to feel sexy and masculine. For reference, my girlfriend in all other aspects is a good girl, lady in the streets, freak in the sheets type.

She likes being talked to dirty, but what do you say? Objectify her a little. I don't mean it outside the bedroom, but she knows that in bed, she's my little fuck toy. That's what I call her. She does what I want, when I want. Talking dirty doesn't stop at the words you say, but the commands you give her.

"Take off your clothes. I said take your fucking clothes off! Suck my dick. Yeah, you like that? What a good little slut."

All of that? Hot. She digs it. Sounds silly reading that right? Because that's where confidence comes in. NONE of that is true regarding her character, but I literally just grab my dick, acknowledge my big balls, and act like a porn star. Works great.

Afterwards, you cuddle or chill, and everything is cool. But in the moment? I'll degrade her like a cheap hooker working for her dollar.

Just set your boundaries and it's all good. No saying daddy or uncle. Just be normal about it, unless she had daddy issues, and then that's a whole new ball game.

moviemaker10 · 2015-01-26T12:20:07+00:00

I usually do it by not just saying the sexual acts Id do but by playing on their emotions as well. Getting across a feeling of domination, lust, and sometime love. If you're talking dirty about rough stuff maybe break off mid sentence like your thoughts are too intense to verbalize. If you're soft, maybe break off midsentence to describe how soft her skin is, or how beautiful her eyes are or something. Tone is everything. If talking rough, keep your mouth and jaw tight. Is soft, talk quietly, almost whisper. But get closer as you do it

brallipop · 2015-01-26T14:33:19+00:00

Looks like you are asking for specific things to say. A good starting point is telling her how you feel, e.g. "I am so hard for you right now," or, "Baby you make me so hot." We all know not to tell a girl how beautiful she is, cause she hears it everywhere and it sounds hollow. But telling her how she is getting you off works well by showing her you are attracted to her.

n3rf · 2015-01-26T12:54:40+00:00

There is a pretty stupid saying here that translated means "dumb fucks well". I had sex with this one girl and it was really good and I said something to the lines of "we just disproved that" afterwards, meaning she is smart and good in bed. she slapped me and stormed off thinking i called her stupid and bad at sex. Well I explained what I really meant and she was flattered, dated her a couple of weeks.

The Point I'm trying to make is, It doesn't matter if you fuck up in the long run. Practice makes perfect, so just try out different kinds of dirty talk and find something you like.

grimpspinman · 2015-01-25T22:33:54+00:00

LOL. Sounds like a good story.

dcsauce · 2015-01-26T06:22:59+00:00

Ay bby

How do I talk dirty?

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Title	How do I talk dirty?
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