WARNING: Only send dickpics if you receive an explicit request. Don't be that guy.

  1. Use the front camera. Dicks are nice, except when they're disembodied dicks. Besides, some context is always appreciated.
  2. Good lighting is key. Obviously.
  3. Experiment with different styles. Know what compliments you.
  4. Go hard or go home. There is nothing sadder than a semi.
  5. Banana for scale? Haha no. Holding random objects beside your dick to show how big it is in comparison actually comes across as hilarious, for some reason. Idk why.
  6. Don't assume s/he likes it shaved. Some women find shaved balls reminiscent of pre-pubescent boys. Before you do anything, ask her about it.
  7. Wear a shirt if you've got bellyfat. Leave it bare if you don't.