I just got a new job. This cute chick working at the counter told me about it, and it seemed like we were really vibing. A week later I was hired. We had good chemistry. However, I tried inviting her out to do things and she always canceled.

Enter new hire Hercules looking motherfucker. He and her were clearly much more engaged during our shift. I was practically nonexistent for the entire four hours that we were there. Oh, and she went to the gym with him last night.

Anyways, I nearly lost my shit. My hands were constantly shaking, my face was bright red, I kept dropping things, my breathing got heavier, and I felt like I was about to vomit. I was extremely agitated, feeling like I could snap at any moment. It got so bad that she randomly said, "are you like, okay right now?"

What's fucked up is that I always catch girls staring at me, and oftentimes they introduce themselves to me. Like what the fuck, I shouldn't be so salty because I'm a good looking dude and I'm writing this as I'm about to go back on campus and get as many numbers as possible (which will be a lot because I'm motivated as shit right now).