Note: Semi-Explicit Language Ahead

I had a weird one last night that I am having a little bit of trouble processing. I've been on an extended dry spell, mainly getting shot down by women in the wild, getting the 'you'll make a great man for someone else' speech, matching ghosts in OLD, and beating off miserably. I'm old for this sub, and was married for 20+ years and monogamous, but with (I thought) tons of good sex. Anyways.

Thursday I Matched with a woman on OKC with a near blank profile, but a very high match % (96%). We message some and I can tell she has some style. I go through and answer some more questions and I can tell this woman and I see eye to eye on a bunch of shit. She isn't shy, at all, about answering the sexual questions.

We move to texting and the back and forth is great. I ditch a friend date and we go out last night.

She more or less looks like her pictures and we start talking and everything is fair game. Old relationships, childhood, sex. I ask her if she's read whatever weird non-fiction books and she has. We groove on like everything. She's got issues, but so does everyone. We start making out at the bar.

She comes back from the bathroom and asks me 'why did I think I was kinky?' (question from OKC), and so I just start going there.

'Fucking my ex wife's asshole made her act like she was having an exorcism'.

She nods, but kind of like you would if I asked if her drink was OK.

'I liked the dominance of cumming on my ex wife's face'.

'That isn't very dominant.'

Oh.

She tells me she has two clitoral piercings and would I ever consider a cock piercing. (no!) She's been to a swingers club in Georgia. I ask her if she squirts and she gives me this goddamn grin right? She tells me she has been celibate for five months, but can get kind of like an addict when the things go right. 'It's like herion,' she whispers to me. I tell her I've been solo dealing for eight months.

We start making out some more. A bunch of idiots start smoking cigars near us so I am like, 'let's bail and go somewhere quieter'. We go downstairs and I'm like, 'lets' goto my house and make out for a while and see what happens'. I mean, I haven't met and fucked a woman on the same night in 26+ years, but this seems like the one.

She tells me that she isn't sure she can get there with me, because I'm insufficiently sexually experienced. More or less, the things she feels she needs sexually, can't be delivered by a dude who hasn't been to swingers clubs and thinks facials are kinky. She's very kind about it, but it was a kick in the balls instead of her mouth on my balls. We stay out a while longer, make out some more, but I get no additional traction in convincing her that we can help each other out.

We've got another date tonight (concert). I need a sex addict in my life right now, but not if I need to get a goddamn cock piercing. What do?