If we discard the cynical stuff first, "pay someone," and "accept literally anyone who says yes, no questions asked"... that is. I think the first one there is such common sense one might assume (always) the person asking is not interested in it.

The second one is controversial because it's implicitly underlining hypergamy--men who don't subscribe to capitalism for any reason (life difficulties, choice, or a mix) can only find those who would take anyone else, but discovered they cannot for X or Y reasons. Not a great thing unless one is willing to deceive the other person--that's my take on it.

Is there any other way? Another one I get is "visit overseas" and related ideas. Can't do that either.

I say "low conventional value" because I'm not able to contribute to society and well past the acceptable age for it. I'm an autistic guy, far from STEM-level functionality. On paper, I'd make the most insecure guy here look like a bona-fide winner going places. I don't need to say how low I am, just assume that I am.

In a more organic narrative, one where you don't take jobs and achievements and self-sufficiency into account, I mean I'm average looking (or better if the chick has weird taste), not short, I'm thin and spry, I have working machinery, I have passions and a peculiar angle on life, very loyal, I like to "help" it's just I don't know shit about life. I guess some of this could be desired, it's just I'm a completely worthless man by typical measures.

Still--I have to hope. I don't want to be a virgin at 40, 50, and on and on until forever. It's not much consolation to get out of that by paying someone who's not interested. Anyone?