This is not a tip. It's a prescription.

Join your local Salsa club. Even better if you're at uni.

Hell, it doesn't have to be Salsa. I'll call it "Salsa+" ... Latin beats. Afro beats. Merengue. Bachata. Kizomba. Literally any other similar dance type. They all have the same problem:

They literally don't have enough guys. They can't find enough of them. They don't want to do it. It's a colossal market distortion. Demand outweighs supply. Women love to dance, and they love to dance Salsa+, but they have to settle on partner choice.

You will meet women. You will punch above your weight. Yes, even you, you pasty, speccy eyed mouth breather. Tinder supply/demand economics may make you despondent, but it shouldn't, as I'm moving your eyes straight to a golden opportunity to make a new algorithm work in your favour.

Don't know how to dance? Fuck your nerves, you'll learn it fast.

Join beginner 101.

The dancing gives you confidence. It gives you rhythm.

If you're a wallflower, you'll learn confidence in your body and in your steps. You'll learn how to dance in a club. You'll learn how to touch a woman and not feel awkward, and do so in a friendly and non-sexual way.

Does your little monkey brain even comprehend how much sexier it makes you if you're interested and skilled in something sexy like bachata? Jesus Christ. Comprehend it motherfuckers.

"I don't like Salsa, dancing, or XYZ." --- Whatever man, I thought you were here to learn seduction? Plus, once you start to gain confidence and actually learn how to do it (anyone can), you'll start to enjoy it a lot, and you'll no longer be cowering in a corner, sipping your margarita, cursing the day Chad moved like a stallion on the dance floor.