Most of the time I do my d2's like "Tuthmosis's Homemade First-Date Bangs", but this 23yo POF girl (math student. super logical -- learned that she just lost a bit of weight. guess kind of unused to teasing/flirting) budged coming over before meeting and so I did a fri date with her with a quick coffee, then a drink at a music venue (She was talking close to my face here when we set side by side and me having my arm around her. I did not go for a kiss as Per above guide) She seemed to get "tired" of this date quickily there as I was not making any overt physical moves I guess. But then I initiated a car makeout by teasing about her probably being an A student and a nerd (fuck she is a math major) so from there it was "If you were in a kissing class do you also think you would get an A+?" She is like (IDK) .. So I go "Let's find out" .. She said right away that was smooth.. I kissed her on a couple stop lights when driving her back to her car. Madeout a little more eEnded makeout 1st without setting the next date. Contacted her not the next day but day after. chatted through the week and then invited her out the next thu to go on a adventure. she tried to cancel the day of siting sickness. I figured she was a little skittish and still got her out promising nothing too vigorous. a mellow date.
Figured that being all math and logical she's never been to an improv class. And in LA there is a great group of people teaching improv for free many days in the week. Monkey Buttler So pick her up. GO to my house first because "I forgot my DL".. have a quick tea because we would be early.
I live with 3 pretty musician girls and one musician guy. That is a relaxing situation to many girls when they go to my house. Bonus if thy meet any of them. So we have tea with the musician guy.
Now I wanted to go to the class and then bring her back to have a little bite. Now I work as a private chef on Saturdays so I can talk that up, so I did. But I have no time to cook, so some premade food from the Whole Foods was what I said I made. Whatever. I lie to girls periodically to get in their pants.
So we drive out, chat, I do some cold reads, the cube, some other stuff I like to talk about. Throw in something along the lines of Zan Perrion's 90-minute date ..
We get to the place and it's on church grounds. walk around and most of it is closed. it's dark, pretty and cold, but can not find the class. there is some older gent talking to the janitor. I walk by and ask if they know where the class is. The older gent says he is here for the same and the janitor points us in some direction. We go there and chat with the old dude. he's done improv before. the girl finds out it's and improv class and OF COURSE panics a little. We get to where we need to and there is no one there. enter the room, which looks like a knitting classroom and chat and the dude and I decide to do our own "class". so we do some improv warmups for 15 minutes. Which is a lot of fun and are easy, so the girl laughs a ton, relaxes and we all have a great time.
I say: "Hey, the janitor said that there were people doing "Level 2" (we are level 1) somewhere too, why don't we find them" .. and so we go look for them, but for some reason don't find them. I exchange contacts with the old dude and the girl and I leave. I say that we should have a bite and she asks where. I say that I've prepared quite a bit of food at my house and we should eat. We get there.
My house is a shoe free zone. Self explanatory. Relaxation destination. I heat up the yummy stuff. feed her and my roomie. and then since it is early (9 pm on a thu) that I want to watch some movie and drink some tea
the only room in the house with a tv is my bedroom. so we get on the bed. She is a little cold in just her shirt and I give her my super soft fleece hoodie. she goes to the bathroom We get a blanket. turn on the room heater
Put on princess bride. 4 min of a movie. Makeout. escalation. flip her on her stomach. pull off her pants, push panties aside and begin to eat her out. get her out of clothes. reach for the condom. get my pants off. She goes: "Well might as well"
fuck for the entire duration of princess bride. comes thrice. make her squirt after and she rides the wave. she's never before.. she's super happy about that. drive her home
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