I was out in the club last week and this woman asked me to buy her a drink. I don't like buying drinks for woman but I couldn't think of an easy way to say no. I personally think this is a shit test, but randomly thinking about it today I came up with a wonderful alternative. Feel free to use it or not.

Girl: Hey, buy me a drink please?

Me: I only buy drinks for friends and to be my friend I have to at least know you for a day. Maybe I'll buy you a drink tomorrow. (this opens up for various possibilities)

What do you think?