Gentlemen,

This one is not for college or anywhere that’s a closed environment where you’ll see the same people again. It’s for approaching chicks out in the world.

You want to become FEARLESS when it comes to approaching random girls? Enter the belly laugh. If you approach a woman and she rejects you nicely, totally cool. It happens to all of us. Be nice back and be on your way.

However if she rejects you harshly – the rejection which rarely happens but which all of us spend way too much time fretting over – then start laughing. Really laugh. No matter what she says while you’re doing it, just work yourself up into a frenzy of belly laughter. The kind of contagious laugh that makes other people start laughing without even knowing what’s funny.

One of two things will happen. Either she’ll be confused, mortified, (or even scared) and SHE will go away. If that happens, great. You rejected her rejection. If she thinks you’re a freak, who gives a fuck. She was just a bitch to you, why can't you laugh at her? Then you walk away with your head held high. And after a laugh like that, it’s actually physically impossible to feel bad due to all the endorphins flowing through your body.

The other possibility is that she actually starts laughing. Laughter is contagious. Who knows, she might be so impressed by your confidence to brush off the rejection that she’ll have a change of heart.

Then she’ll go home and sleep with you. Or at least gives you her number…

And if you’re too scared to try something like this out in the world where NOTHING MATTERS, then you need to start some soul searching. It’s a numbers game. Fuck it.