Go out with my wing. Make an approach on an average girl to try to get warmed up. Comment on her outfit and we chat for a few mins.

Go to the bar. There's a really pretty girl next to me wearing glasses. Looks like a super hot teen nerd girl. I try to kind of 'catch her eye' but it's like i'm invisible. I decided not to open which was technically the wrong thing to do (being a pussy), although I later saw her making out with her girlfriend so no great loss. (ps - anyone else noticed an increase in lesbians?! I swear to God I notice this more then EVER nowadays!!)

Me and my friend open these 2 hot girls - one celebrating her 19th birthday. I lie about my age to give myself a fighting chance and we are soon chatting. It gets mildly flirty. They want us to come to the club they're going too, but it's full of 18 year olds and now that i'm hitting 30 I feel a bit out of place there and tbh find it kind of frustrating to be surrounded by what seem like unnattainable beauties!! She give me her insta and tells me to message her. (I message her last night quite late and it's now 1pm the next day and no reply so probably a dead lead)

My friend bails on me. I'm now flying solo. Nooooo!!!

I pick up my balls and approach a fairly hot girl to my left. She somehow knows who I am. (Guess that's the result of cold approaching every weekend in a small town!!) Her friend joins her. 3 of us chat and laugh for a bit but they eject after 10 mins or so.

I open another another girl. A little older. 30. She's very friendly. Then her friend joins us and teh 3 of us chat. Convo is flowing. They invite me to the next bar with them. I buy us all drinks (I don't do this usually but my friend ditched me and so I kind of wanted to reward them in a way for helping me not be a loner all night!). Pretty soon the one I approached is flirting hard. She's married, though. She's showing me hot pics of herself on her phone, telling me she's 'bored' of her hubby and likes to have fun.

Thing is, even though she's fairly hot, she's not totally my type. ''No pedo'', but I really am into the younger girls so much more. Like 18-23. Also, the married thing. I don't really wanna go there so i'm dodging her attempts to kiss me like Tyson Fury.

In the mean time, 2 young guys are speaking to me and the girls. One drunk guy but he's nice, and his friend looks about 12 and he's very shy and awkward.

Anyway, after a few mins of me kind of dodging her kisses, I go to the bathroom thinking i've saved a marriage and am patting myself on the back, and when I come back to the bar, she's got her tongue shoved down the throat of the very young looking shy dude! haha.

I don't think he could believe his luck. She just pounced on him. I decided to leave 20 mins or so after that. Not sure if the shy kid was able to close her or not.

I pussied out on a few approaches now. Hot girl on the bench. I was about too approach her, but I overheard her brutally rejected some other guy who opened her for being too old and ugly. I think he was better looking than me and probably only a few years older so I thought i'd save my ego from an almost certain harsh rejection lol!!

Saw another really hot girl in the cab rank. Was about to try a last ditch open, but then her GIRLFRIEND rocked up and they started making out. Lesbians everywhere!