Shit test practice thread

hunterpua · 2018-10-01T21:41:11+00:00

I bet you say that to every girl? - You have no idea.

I have a boyfriend - How long have you had that problem?

Give me your number and I’ll call you - Ooh shit. That's how my relationship with my crazy ex started. Lets exchange numbers instead.

This isn't a shit test though. If she says this then you didn't do well enough to be asking for her number in the first place and even if you give her a clever response like the example I gave that doesn't mean she will respond when you text her. The real solution is to improve your game.

Where are your friends? - They all went home because they couldn't handle all the attention I'm getting from the ladies.

Why are you talking to me? - Because you're the most beautiful girl I've seen...in the last 5 minutes.

Another one that isn't a shit test. This is actually an indicator of disinterest. Because if you did well enough she wouldn't ask you this in an accusatory manner. She might still ask you but in a more bashful way and she will get really excited if you tell the truth and say you're attracted to her.

This is a good initiative OP but if I were to give you advice personally, I'd tell you to sharpen your basics. These seem less like shit tests and more like roadblocks a girl puts in the way of a guy she just isn't into. Notice I answered everything even the ones I don't consider shit tests and you can surely respond like that but it won't get you anywhere. If anything, persistence when a girl is already trying to get rid of you will just make her dislike you even more.

There is an appropriate time to be persistent and an appropriate time to back off. You should only be persistent if the girl is actually enjoying what you're doing but trying to reject you for different reasons (doesn't want to look easy, has something she's "supposed to be doing", feeling weird about the situation even though it feels really good, is shy when it comes to dating, etc)

A real shit test is actually an indicator of interest because girls do them when they already start to feel attracted but want to make sure your attitude is not an act but the real thing.

This is how you understand a shit test as a man: Imagine scanning a girl from head to toe, her hair is great, beautiful face, lovely breasts, tight waist, but then she has an ass that looks like an extension of her back, flatter than a macbook. So you're like, "Screw this!"

That's how a girl feels when a dude fails a shit test.

A woman's attraction is more based on a guy's personality which is why she can't just scan you from head to toe, she has to test you for holes in your character.

greenpoe · 2018-10-01T18:38:09+00:00

I'll give 3 for each, any feedback is welcome, they're not the best:

1) I bet you say that to every girl?

1a. Yep - to so many girls that my lines have been turned into worldwide memes. I'm honored that you recognized my line.

1b.Me talk to a girl? You're the first girl I've talked to in years, haven't even said a word to my own mom since I was born!

1c.You wanna join my harem? I'm cool with it but its first come first serve.

2) I have a boyfriend

2a. Just one? I bet you have a dozen, but let's make that a baker's dozen.

2b. Oh yeah? I have a pet too, my goldfish. No need for a leash when he keeps himself occupied.

2c. Yep I'm right here. Let's go grab coffee.

3) Give me your number and I’ll call you

3.I don't get it - this seems like a good thing not a shittest?

4) (if approaching solo) where are your friends?

4a.Haha, you think other people could put up with my sense of humor? Scares them away like a Jew in WW2.

4b.Everyone's my friend, whether they know it or not.

4c.I've got one right here (point to girl) - oh I get it, we're more than friends!

5) why are you talking to me?

5a.Haha, I was actually trying to talk to her (point vaguely) but you got in the way.

5b.I'd have a guilty conscious if I let you by without saying hi. It's my duty to give every girl a chance with me.

5c.I get you, now's not the time for words (move in closer)

recyclablebanthas · 2018-10-03T12:39:06+00:00

1

Passing shit-tests are probably one of the few areas you should have some sort of prepared material ready for in game. Just like a job interview you need to be able to respond quickly and calculated when put under pressure.

"Shit tests" are a tricky matter:

Many of them AREN'T actually the girl testing the guy. They're the guy having a insecure response.
Some are the girl just being playful and the guy is taking things too seriously.
Still others are the girl being manipulative: negging the guy.

The first two need to be handled internally by the guy himself. If the guy acts like he's being "tested," in these two situations, he'll actually make himself look bad much of the time.

The third one, guys get sucked into a little too often. Sure, this third situation involves a girl who wants to play games. And she'll want someone who also plays games. The problem is, if you match her game-playing, then all you've won is a manipulative girl who needs to weaken a guy to feel okay with him. Sooner or later, staying around them means you get worn down and affected negatively in some way.

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To help with this, it’s a good idea to have some general prepared answers to stop you stuttering and messing up on the spot. So let’s practice some responses to common shit tests.

So to add to the practice of the thread, I'd just remind everyone here that memorizing things to say will only go so far. It's the equivalent of giving someone fish (lines to remember) versus teaching them to fish (changing their mindset so 'lines' come to them or they just sidestep the issue altogether).

Guys need to work on their own insecurity, working towards goals and building up confidence in the process.
Guys need to work on not taking themselves or life too seriously.
We need to stop indulging manipulative girls, even if they are hot sometimes. Reinforcing bad behavior hurts the whole pool.

3

I bet you say that to every girl?

I approach situationally so I never get this because I'm opening based on the situation and getting dialed straight into a conversation.

4

I have a boyfriend

When a girl is lying about this, it's usually because the guy is coming in too hard and fast. I don't do this so I don't deal with this line most of the time.

Otherwise, if a girl has a BF, I take her at her word.

But most of the time, girls don't mention BFs because the conversation isn't anywhere near that subject anyway. You shouldn't have to be dealing with this situation unless you're already making mistakes by coming in too fast and hard or asking questions you shouldn't be.

5

Give me your number and I’ll call you

This isn't a test. If you're having a good interaction, either of you can ask for a number and it'll be legit.

If you're mucking things up from the opener, then getting her number won't work no matter what.

6

(if approaching solo) where are your friends?

This isn't a shit test. It's a legit question that is really neutral. Only insecurity makes this a "test."

As for the answer, it depends on where I am.

"My friends are over there....." If I am approaching solo but have friends floating in the place. Sometimes I have arrived at a place where I know people there but I arrive and leave on my own schedule.
Some variation on "They're sleeping..... I'm doing my own thing..... Where are your friends?"

7

why are you talking to me

You shouldn't ever be dealing with this one. If you're getting this one, you're having serious issues with your opener that could honestly get you into trouble.

If you're plugged into what's going on around you, you'll be speaking directly to the experience you're sharing with her at that moment and she might not be up for it, but she shouldn't ever be coming at you like this.

ermanley · 2018-10-01T23:28:11+00:00

Girl here. No hate but these "shit tests" are literally women saying " I'm not interested" in a more polite way, as to not damage y'all's delicate egos. I've personally given up on these responses and just say "I'm not interested". Boy does that throw them for a loop.

Try having an actual conversation with someone for once instead of oh you're hot, give me your phone number, have sex with me. Being a genuinely decent human will get you significantly closer to your goal then these surface level games that are suggested on this sub.

<3

rg3mfer · 2018-10-01T18:35:54+00:00

"only to sassy brunnete ones".... Sassy, brunette can be exchanged for any characteristic about her and I usually follow up with saying blonde or brunette or whichever hair color she has

Creaturelord · 2018-10-03T10:26:43+00:00

1.only to your mom last night

2.yea me too bro

3.only if i give you my dicc and you succ it

4.i killed all of them

5.saw dat booty ova dere imma be like shiiieert gnome sayin dat sheett fine nigga

spongebawbz · 2018-10-02T21:34:11+00:00

1) no, not every girl; only the ones I’m trying to sleep with 2) Don’t worry, just promise me he won’t get jealous. So, anyway blablabla 3) alright, but call me now so I can save you in my contacts as ‘artsy ghetto girl’ (or whatever you called her while cold reading/qualifying her before). It’s hard to remember names when so many girls are calling you all the time. 4) I don’t have any friends. Do you want to be my friend? Her: - “sure” Wait, did you just friendzone me? 5) The wall isn’t talking back today so I figured I might as well talk to people

rashizzle · 2018-10-01T23:07:17+00:00

1.) no only to the woman i find attractive.

2.) oh i wasnt asking about your marital status?

3.) how about i send you 1 message and then its up to you if you want to respond.

4.) oh i just went here by myself.

5.) okay cause i thought you were cute and i had to say hi to you.

Title	Shit test practice thread
Author	Youcheekylilmonkey
Upvotes	20
Comments	16
Date	October 1, 2018 5:41 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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