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[–]newblink9 points 11 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
give it right back: "You're too short for me" ...not when you are on your knees
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[–]cowokganteng2 points 11 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Here a gold for u
[–]Jayziminal1 point 11 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Definitely going to be my go to answer
[–]SpaceTire 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats cool, I only fuck fat chicks.
[–]chillcat345 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
A classic shittest: Do you say this to all of your girls?
[–]Plasticfunnel 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, I say this to my trannies too.
[–]Jayziminal2 points 11 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I usually reply with.. " Only the cute ones"
[–]rmbarnes 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"So what do you do for fun/spare time?"
Not a shit test.
"You're too short for me"
You're the one who's freakishly tall. Like a giraffe. Don't worry though. I do sometimes go for tall girls.
or just ignore the statement.
[–]KMuffin 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're too short for me
Even if you tried, you couldn't handle this package
Don't forget to give shit tests for others to answer too !
[–]G3POh1 point 11 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
All of the answers above are ok, But don't make the cut. If you want an answer to that "you're too short" statement. The best answer to that shit test or form of girl under qualifying you is simple. It's a great response that not only doesn't make you seem like an ass but it's playful and it can get the ball rolling maybe.. "you're too short " -it's alright baby, we're all the same height laying down. ;) It shows you can take a joke and I add" baby " to show I'm a man Lol Another one is similar. I use it when they say " your kinda cute but not that cute " - that's ok, we're all beautiful in the dark you know. ;)
[–]merelyLurking -1 points0 points1 point 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not when I'm standing straight ;)
[–]Faimes -1 points0 points1 point 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Yeah, you're right - it would never work out" Unreactive, shows higher value, and ends the talk about heights quickly, satisfying her logic while ending it ASAP so she doesn't get too focused on it.
[–]SpaceTire -1 points0 points1 point 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"You're too short me"
No, you're too tall for me girl. (Make her qualify for you)
[–]SpaceTire -1 points0 points1 point 11 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
"No, I'm awesome. Have you ever been with a midget before? You ever experience a man climbing up your abdomen just to be able to kiss you? Do you own a ladder? Will I need to buy scaffolding for our wedding?"
I think the trick is to not qualify yourself and return the insult with a hilarious or amusing question. And wait for her answer. By waiting, she has to come up with some stupid answer and she will feel dumb if its not witty. Putting you in the power role.
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