I'm tired of seeing people post up questions asking for a good response to 'nice eyes' or 'you're cute' or 'nice dick'.

If she compliments you and you like the compliment, say thank you and move on. It's as simple as that. If you'd like to say something funny, blurt whatever comes out of your mouth and tell us how that goes.

Now that that's done with, does anyone have a good response to "your cock tastes good in my mouth"? I'm really stuck here.