Most of my approaches I don't log into seddit.

If I do a FR, it is because of a major success.

Here is a funny story.

One time I was driving and noticed a 10 on a bike going the opposite direction. I did a u-turn and pulled into a parking lot ahead of her. I then went out and said, "excuse me." She stopped and I told her I noticed her riding and wanted to get to know her. She gave me her name and talked about where she was going. I then casually said, "Ohhh. That sounds boring." I will never forget the face she made. I then started walking away and she wanted to know my full name for instagram. I gave her it and said, "Just start with something exciting (then winked)". Two days later I get a request and she starts off with, "Wanna see something?" I so stupidly reply, "Eh. No thanks." I shit you not I see her the next day at a snow cone shack. She threw her snowcone down the back of my shirt and proceeded to flip me off verbally saying, "fuck you." One of the worst feelings ever.

My technique of un-amusement works really well on really hot girls. I kinda took it too far and was an ass.

She apologized a week later saying she felt bad and I never responded due to the new girl I was seeing at the time.

So if you feel bad that a girl lied about a boyfriend or straight up just said eww, just think of your fellow soldier MysticalQuack getting pelted with a snowcone and told to fuck off.

I kinda deserved it.

O well.

Cheers and Happy hunting.

Side Note: If you want me to give more of my epic fails let me know in the comments.