Guten tag,

It's been 3 years since I've created this post and shared with a small percentage of you my tips on garnering a woman's attention. Looking back at it now, I actually think it's trash and I would not do 60% of the stuff I mentioned then. Feel free to read it, if you'd like, just take it as another perspective.

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A lot has happened in 3 years. I've gotten into crypto, brewed my first beer (in a bourbon barrel of course, because that's what's up), given up shrooms, got engaged, switched from just a web developer to full stack developer and am in the process of opening a clothes shop. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I've totally given up on "picking up" women. I'll get to that later.

This is going to be a lot shorter compared to the last post, because I figured there would be no need to cram 10 different scenarios with 3 different types of women and analyze what's good and what's bad. Instead, I'm going to be focusing on 6 qualities that have, without any sort of doubt, made my fiancé and quite a few my exes, fall in love with me (or so they say).

They are honesty, altruism, modesty, confidence, dedication, humor.

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Now, a little disclaimer to rid myself of some nasty comments. I am not a pickup artist and do not employ techniques used by PUAs (at least, not to my knowledge) and this post will not be "teaching" you anything. It is just made to give you a different perspective on how to grab that booty while still having a personality and not being a complete jackass.

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That being said, here are 2 rules that still apply from my previous post.

Take care of your health and your looks. It might seem a very lax advice for you 18 year olds out there but for us grandpas, a reminder really helps.

Health and aspect both corelate to one another. The big DO NOT, in this advice is to not do too much of anything (actually, that applies to pretty much everything in life, now that I think about it).

I know you like your beer, your juice, your weed, your RedBull, your MCDonald's and your chocolate. The main takeaway here is to not overdo it. By all means, please indulge yourself in everything you want, but do it responsibly, or you're gonna end up 30 pounds overweight with severe gastritis and let me tell you, while a horny girl won't give a flying fuck about your flabby belly, she will care if you start burping or complain too much that your little tummy hurts.

So....uh...yeah. Just be responsible with your vices, I warn ya.

On the other side of the spectrum, you have eating healthy, staying in shape, washing your teeth every day, trimming your nails every week, taking care of your hair, manscaping (if you need to, it's not a rule), taking a shower every day and for godness sake, trim that beard.

So that's the general idea, I mean you already know the drill, this advice is all over the internet.

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Special Service Announcement: If you just want easy fucks, just go to clubs, talk with some girls and tell them you have drugs (assuming you actually do, if not, well...get some lol). It works better than all these stupid techniques you have people tell you. However, this is quite trashy and will only result in sex with similarly trashy women. If that's your cup of tea, then go ahead.

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Now that I've gotten rid of most of the future wife-beaters (I'm kidding, guys, I've attracted women by telling them I had beans and weed too, it's just a phase, you'll grow out of it) let's get to il ballo principale~

Above the previous paragraph, I wrote about the 5 qualities that made my beautiful fiancé and ex girlfriends fall for me and instead of going through them one by one, I'm actually going to try and combine them and place them into something that I would like to call: a pretty decent lad

The pretty decent lad is that guy who you look at and think that he's a really swell dude and might be worth it to grab a beer with. But why? He's not a woman, so why would you want to waste time on someone who's not going to vacuum suck your peepee? The answer is quite simple. You think he is a bro and bros are always fun to hang out with, even women like bros because they also want to have other types of fun besides having their vaginas canon blasted.

So now you might be thinking, why in the world should you try to "bro" your way into dates? Well you're not actually doing that. Males in most species will do something different to attract a desired female's attention, in layman's terms, if you meet a girl you like, you should act like she's a girl you like.

Honesty and confidence often go hand in hand. You need to be resolute in your answers, your convictions and morals are what brought you so far in life, there is absolutely no need to lie your way in or out. Altruism is possibly one of the best qualities a human can have, helping people and being kind to them without expecting anything in return is ultra cool and seriously hot, mate, it actually nearly made me go bisexual for some dude once lolz. Modesty is really just the opposite side of arrogance. Believe me, you want to be seen as a modest man instead of an arrogant man and I think that pretty much sums it up. Dedication, believe it or not, is that fine line between being seen as a clingy dog or a man of men who pursues his booty with a passion in his eyes. Humor can go with anything. Just be funny, but...don't try too hard. Just, you know, be.

These qualities have limits. If you exceed the limits on any of them, you WILL be seen as a creep or a clown. Being too honest will make people think you're pretty dumb. Being too altruistic will make you seem like you're easy to take advantage of. Being too confident will really make women run away from you. Being too modest will make you seem like a downright loser. Being too dedicated will just turn you into a clingy dog, like I mentioned earlier. And being too humorous will make you seem immature.

I cannot tell you where you need to draw the line, you will have to discover that yourself.

So, it's almost the end of my post and you feel like you've learned nothing, but I beg to differ. I have just given you the part of the cake which has all 3 strawberries on top of it (it could also mean I just gave you the middle part of the cake which is pretty funny to imagine). You don't need to pick up girls. You just need to do you, man. I could give you 50 different examples on when I've literally seen a woman's pupils just escape her eyeballs when all I did was just say hello, said a funny story about my cat and smiled broadly at her, but that would not help, you need to figure who you really are, first, and then you will feel that change, because your vibe will be completely different. Well, you'll notice it when they literally forget their name when you ask them for it, it's pretty cute.

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Even though I mentioned it would be short, it is still a slightly longer than usual post of mine, but I hope you got some insight from it.

Here is a list of some no-nos which you really should avoid doing;

  1. Unironically talking about alpha males and/or chads
  2. Rating women from 1 to 10, man, this really makes you look like an absolute fuckwit and a loser
  3. Touching women without them being comfortable with you, yet. (I'm looking at you, PUAs, you weirdos)
  4. Groping women without them being really comfortable with you, yet. Like holy shit, what?
  5. Bragging in general. Remember, modesty.
  6. Stopping random women in the streets just to try to get their number. (Again, PUAs, you weirdos)
  7. Stopping random women in the grocery store just to try to get their number. No.
  8. Going to a woman which is in a mixed group of strangers just to try to get her number. I commend you for your bravery, but unless this is a club or a party, you're probably going to fail. I've seen this many times with my friends and it really doesn't matter how confident and manly the guy is, he always comes out as desperate from the second his intentions were made clear.
  9. Unironically calling a woman "baby" or anything similar before she is comfortable with you. Great job, alpha male, you really got her wet with that one.
  10. Not using your common sense? I know I joked around earlier when I said you would be chasing that booty, but please remember that they are human like you, they're not different. Treat them like you want to be treated. With respect and love. And maybe then you'll see the true definition of "sucking a golf ball through a garden hose".

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Please take everything I said with a grain of salt, I'm just another guy, after all. I'm open to talk with any of you young'uns if you have problems in a relationship or difficulty in finding some cheeks to slide into, I'll see you in my PMs with your queries.

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Toodles!