Hello fellow mother fuckers (at least I hope),

 

I'll try to keep this to the basic details, but let me know if I need to expand.

  • On occasion I have numbers from online and in real life game that sort of fizzle out, usually because I don't have time to set up something soonish, and one can only keep something warm for so long via text.

 

Anyway, I was wondering if anybody has a "go-to" last-attempt-date-setup text.

 

I was dabbling around with a couple ideas but most notable something along the lines of the following:

 

"I'm not the braggadocious type. But if I said I was fucking awesome the would be an understatement. With that in mind, let's go on one date and then you can choose to despise me after that."

 

I'm open to different suggestions or slight alterations i.e. word choice, structure, etc.

 

 

P.S. Lastly, please try to save us the whole "create more connection when you met her in real life ya fucking tard blah blah"

I'm trying to get specific insight on peoples advice and experience with last ditch text attempts. Save the rest for a different time or thread.