Opener #1 - For on the dance floor. Pick a girl in a group of friends, go up and start shaking your booty on her. Everyone laughs and there's a good chance she'll go along with it. After that it's easy to turn around, grab her hand and make her start dancing. I do this in the field pretty often, good success rate. Good for winging too.... do it to the target's friend so your buddy can go in for the target.

Opener #2 - "I need your opinion. Out of me and my 2 friends, who looks the most like a drug dealer?"

The girls love to respond, and it gets laughs. But this is where my question comes in -

My friends and I used this on a 3 set Friday night, and they said I looked like the dealer because I had dark circles under my eyes and I was wearing running shoes. They told me, "You need to go home and sleep for at least 48 hours."

How should I respond to something like this? I know I shouldn't wear running shoes to the club, so that won't happen again. When I went to the bathroom I checked and saw that I didn't really have dark circles. Maybe a little bit, but these chicks were exaggerating it to mess with me.