Your best unexpected hook up story! I'll start

nycfunn420 · 2024-09-25T18:25:32+00:00

I went out to a bar i and bumped into a fwb. It was her birthday. She was alone and asked me to celebrate with her. I agreed. She got drunk, annoying, bratty and entitled. Wanted to go out of the way to a hood ass place to pick up some coke. I didn't want to but "come on, it's my birthday" and the adventure begins to bang this chick.

We hop on the 7 train and get off a few stops later. She was annoying, trying to flirt but being bad at it, to the point where the drug dealers didn't want to give her anything. She was at the stage where she was flirty with everyone. We found some weirdo, almost homeless dude who said he could get some. Went to a bar a few blocks down and hung out there. His guy wasn't around, so he offered to go get it on his moped. She wanted to go with him. she hopped on and said she'd be back. Tf??

For whatever reason I had the guys second phone. So i waited for them. Plus if she got coke i wouldn't mind having some for free🤷🏻‍♂️ .. She didn't text me or answer me. After 15 min i got tired, figured she's gone and went inside from the outside patio to grab a beer.

At the bar there was this girl who was clearly looking for someone to talk to her. Every guy there was too shy or "trying to leave her alone" .. lol dummies. So i chatted her up. She was interested. Very interested. She was ready to leave and we left. She was prettier, better boobs, better body, better looking pussy, better taste. Better everything.

She texts me next day and (acting mad) says why did i leave and why did i leave with a girl, blah blah blah. I responded saying that she left me for a guy on a moped. Who knows what they did, who knows what she did with the drug dealers once she got there. And then i said why didn't you hmu last night when u got back? Hinting that she probably hooked up with some guy anyways.

To this day in still fwb with the girl i meet at the bar that night.

Tldr: my fwb took me on an adventure to get some coke, left me at the bar to go get it with some random dude. I chatted up a girl at the bar and took her home

aFalseSlimShady · 2024-09-25T14:48:21+00:00

I was accidentally headbutted by a Belgian girl in Tokyo.

Accidentally tourniquetted myself with an extra small condom (didn't know that was a thing).

After we were done we found out I'd accidentally locked us in the room (also didn't know that was a thing). Had to call the desk and piece together enough Japanese between the two of us to explain the situation.

SpencerJWarner · 2024-09-25T16:19:06+00:00

Matched this woman on Hinge who was going through a divorce. Was 15 years older than me. I said to her 'you like winky emojis a lot' and she said 'thats because I'm naughty. Asked for her address, gave it. Was there 45 mins later was there for 3 hours. Never messaged again.. she knew what she wanted

Dynamite_Hero- · 2024-09-25T22:02:24+00:00

This thread gives me hope for u expected hookups lol :) It’s never happened to me but these stories are wild so I guess anything is possible!

SnooHesitations4922 · 2024-09-25T20:17:51+00:00

I went to play pool at a bar with my pot dealer and her housemates, she brings along her shy cousin to try to get her out more. I wasn't there to hook up with anyone. She didn't talk much but was really clingy and touchy and at the end of the night I'm driving home and the shy cousin calls me and tells me she got my number from her cousin and she wanted to go back with me. I told her ok I'll pick her up but I'm not looking for a girlfriend but shes welcome to come relax and watch TV. Not even 10 minutes into agents of shield she starts petting my cock and I told her she should behave herself unless pulsating orgasms is something she enjoys. She says "I want it down my throat, now". She deep throats it for almost an hour and I made the mistake of returning the favor with the counterclockwise swirl. She obviously had too much experience so I stayed as detached as possible yet she kept coming back for a month. She eventually asked me if she can be my girlfriend and move in. She really didn't do anything wrong (or so I thought), I'm the one who intentionally created the abandonment complex. Either way she knew the deal so I blocked her. I then find out she never broke up with her "ex" that still lives at her mom's with her and I was the side fling.

This is how I learned that detachment is what makes women want to come back, and the side guy gets sexually rewarded. I can't live like a man whore anymore because I'm now relationship oriented, but the guys playing the field should take note.

timble9 · 2024-09-27T00:40:20+00:00

I was at kick ons after a night out at 1am and one of my friends was texting a girl he was trying to hook up with. He randomly snaps a picture of me with no context and shows me a chicks instagram who was a solid 8/10 travelling nurse and asked me if I’d sleep with her. He explains that the girl he was trying to tune would only see him if he had someone to keep her friend (the travelling nurse) entertained and sent her a picture of me to which she replied “he’ll do”. We walked 5 minutes to their house, I introduced myself to the nurse and she took me to her room. We asked each other 3 questions about one another then proceeded to fuck. She was my fuck buddy for a few weeks before she left town, I miss her dearly 🥲

New-Temperature-4067 · 2024-09-26T12:51:33+00:00

I want more of these stories!

Historical-Case9201 · 2024-10-01T01:24:51+00:00

My coworker was waiting for boyfriend to pick her up but apparently he wasn’t going to be there for another 20 mins, I still had to close up shop so I offered to let her sit in my car instead of the snow, next thing I know she was giving me head.

mow_foe · 2024-09-27T17:48:04+00:00

I went to a party and was supposed to catch up with this girl who was very flirtatious. Go back to her friend's house after with 3 of her friends and 1 of mine. On the way it's clear she got too drunk and immediately upon getting to her friend's place starts throwing up in the toilet.

My buddy is in another bedroom with 2 of the girls, and conceding defeat, I walk out into the hall and cross in front of the remaining bedroom with the last friend. The door is open, she sees me, and immediately strips down to her underwear to change. Game on. We ended up having sex in a different bedroom with a bigger bed, after which one of the girls' dads came pounding on the door looking for her (it's late, maybe 3-4AM). He's angry. The girl exits the room and my buddy comes running in, we hid under the bed for a few minutes, quietly recapping our nights, then snuck out the first story window, hopped a fence, ran to the main drag nearby and got in a cab ride home. It was almost sunup. I never hooked up with the girl I originally went there for, or even the girl I'd hooked up with again.

SweetNapTime · 2024-09-25T19:53:29+00:00

So you basically slept with the patient and committed a violation of your code? Nice 🙄

Left_North5909 · 2025-01-31T23:06:39+00:00

I (22M) was in a Target in New York a few months ago, and I see this really cute girl (21F). I go up to her and introduce myself. She says she is from Canada, and so I ask if she wants to go out to lunch with me. She says she will be hanging out with her friends for a while, but would like to have dinner with me at Olive Garden. I accepted. We went out to dinner, and everything was going super well. So well in fact that while we are in a parking lot, she ends up making out with me out of the blue. Super aggressive with tongue and everything. She asks if I can meet her and her friends at a hotel. I said ok. When I get there, they get a room for us, but it turned out only two people are allowed per room. And me, being the cheap bastard I am don't want to pay for a room. Her two friends took the room, and she said it was ok since we could just spend the night in her nice car. We spent the night there and I ended up having some of THE BEST SEX I have ever had ever. I mean, she was an absolute throat GOAT. She took the entire thing no problem at all. No gag reflex. And I am pretty blessed, so it was that much more impressive. I lasted for about an hour, and it was probably the best hour I had in my entire life. She was very satisfied from the sound of it too. I was kind of depressed at the time, and she asked me why. I told her some of the reasons, among some of which was losing my first love and getting cheated on by another girl. She hugged me, comforted me, and we fucked some more. She was genuinely caring from how she reacted, and she was really one of the only positive things I had for awhile in a sea of shit, even if only for one night. We both got a little attached I'll admit. She even cried when we said goodbye in the morning, as she had to drive back to Canada with her friends. It was my turn to comfort her. I hugged her, wiped her tears away and told her we could see each other again if it lined up and we were both still single. I still think about her sometimes and wish she was here in the US.

Similar_Guitar5687 · 2025-03-19T19:28:45+00:00

Last year I was working at a venue for some extra cash. It was for the Luke Combs concert & I was working the bbq pit for VIP. A bunch of other people were working the pit for extra cash too. One of them was this tall girl who was 35. I’m only 5’6” & I just came to work so I was just minding my own business the whole time, till it was almost over when I wanted to see Luke Combs for a bit so I went out there & the tall girl came to see too so I asked if she wanted to dance & we did for a song then went back to clean up the station. THEN outta nowhere she asked me “hey wanna go make out in the freezer?” So I was like fuck yeah & after we did that I asked what she was doing after this & she said she needed a ride home so when we got to my car I asked if she wanted to come home with me instead, she said yes. When we got to my place we were both so sweaty & greasy so we took a shower first & as she was putting clothes on I told her “don’t put those on yet” and then we had sex and MAN she was good. Older women really know what they’re doing we went crazy! And I got to cum on her face it was amazing! Then she left the next morning & I never heard from her again, she got what she needed lol

Left_North5909 · 2025-01-31T22:56:49+00:00

I (22M) was in a Target in New York a few months ago, and I see this really cute girl (21F). I go up to her and introduce myself. She says she is from Canada, and so I ask if she wants to go out to lunch with me. She says she will be hanging out with her friends for a while, but would like to have dinner with me at Olive Garden. I accepted. We went out to dinner, and everything was going super well. So well in fact that while we are in a parking lot, she ends up making out with me out of the blue. Super aggressive with tongue and everything. She asks if I can meet her and her friends at a hotel. I said ok. When I get there, they get a room for us, but it turned out only two people are allowed per room. And me, being the cheap bastard I am don't want to pay for a room. Her two friends took the room, and she said it was ok since we could just spend the night in her nice car. We spent the night there and I ended up having some of THE BEST SEX I have ever had ever. I mean, she was an absolute throat GOAT. It was INSANE. And I am pretty blessed, so it was that much more impressive. I lasted for about an hour, and it was probably the best hour I had in my entire life. She was very satisfied from the sound of it too. She even cried when we said goodbye in the morning, as she had to drive back to Canada with her friends.

Title	Your best unexpected hook up story! I'll start
Author	YouveChangedToronto
Upvotes	116
Comments	19
Date	September 25, 2024 1:48 PM UTC (1 year ago)
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