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[–]Vidar3420 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
They say that women are from Venus, and the surface of that place is hot enough to melt lead...
[–]FuhkReddit6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’d assume Saturn. Not Venus. Because Saturn is where Satan resides
[–]StruggleSnug69[S] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ironic
[–]Unexpecter5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The place is hot af and pretty toxic too.
[–]MeEvilBob17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cold blooded creatures need external heat sources to survive.
[–]cobaltcolander8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
This immediately reminded me of one of my ex girlfriends. It was practically impossible for me to have showers with her - a normal water temperature that doesn't scorch your skin off, was way too cold for her. She would get red from the boiling hot water, but that was the necessary temperature for her.
[–]GordionKnot2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
yo, same deal here. you think there’s some science behind that? i know there are some structural differences between men’s skin and women’s skin so different reactions to temperature doesn’t seem too absurd
(also i’ve been gradually transitioning to taking coldish showers so there’s no way in hell her and i could exist in the same shower now)
[–]Hugeknight1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
How do you transition to cold showers. The only way I'd have a cold shower if there is literally no hot water. Even many years ago when my water boiler broke I'd have a military shower using water I boiled on the stove .
[–]GordionKnot1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it’s not too hard really, it’s mostly the same way you start anything- a combination of sucking it up the first few times and making it just a little colder each time.
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
I start with lukewarm water then keep turning it colder as my shower progresses
[–]Hugeknight1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd do that but most of my showers are too short to accomplish that.
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[–]mgtownsman0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
why are you even here?
[–]cobaltcolander0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sir, why do you still have a girlfriend?
[–]kinr510002 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably to warm up that giant ice cube they call a heart, that's pumping that frigid cold blood through their veins. That'd be my guess
[–]DocHolliday2261 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The best is to shower as hot as you can stand it then do the last rinse as cold as you can stand it. Talk about a wake-up.
[–]redditrat99-2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
and that's how you have a heart attack lol
[–]AcrobaticAge2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only if you had a heart condition that would kill you anyway.
[–]DocHolliday2261 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh, it builds character.
[–]_U53RN4M30 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I presume that's why they like candles so much, too.
[–]SpaceRivals0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
as a guy i turn my shower all the way up on the heat. its still not good enough. am i misunderstanding something
[–]MonkModeEngage 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But I like hot showers as well.... this is stupid.
[–]ayz930 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I work with this female and she told my boss I’m the one who doesn’t shredded the boxes after receiving them from delivery and I was shocked to hear that. Even my boss knew it was a lie.
[–]onbakeplatinum0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm guessing she's the one not shredding boxes?
[–]giantruberbandball0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/coldshowers
[–]BadSeed26661 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I died.
[–]CIAC50-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women who sit on their backsides all day cannot tolerate the slightest discomfort which for them includes draughts, warm showers and walking too far from the car to supermarket. Female athletes are fairly intolerant of hardship.
[–]memesus-5 points-4 points-3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck? Like actually what the fuck. Is it even a stereotype that women like "boiling hot showers"?
[–]ssbmrai6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The first time I showered with a woman, it was scalding. No cold water mixed in to make the water warm. I couldn't even get in it until I turned on some of the cold, then she bitched about it being not hot enough
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I start with lukewarm water then keep turning it colder as my shower progresses
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