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[–]l0g1cm4rt89 points90 points91 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
"I'm alone most of the time... ".
[clears throat]
[puts on Maury Povich voice]
Our lie detector determined that was a lie.
[–]FanofLemmy18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No she's right. She is alone most of the time. She's not accounting for all the random dick she is taking, just that there is no chump to cuddle her at night and pay for her dates with Tyrone.
[–]abascaburger10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She feels alone most of the time. Doesn’t mean she is
[–]LateralThinker133 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sex =/= intimacy. Women used to know that. Feminism sold them that lie.
[–]ChemicalEstate[S] 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hahaha right
[–]l0g1cm4rt4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
:-D
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[–]Cursedwithknowing17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This. Never forget that they are natural born manipulators.
[–]Throwaway321way1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well said. It seems we have a tendency towards honor and they have one towards manipulation
[–]depressedlonely6937 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you're feeling that lonely, go have a threesome with them. /s
[–]ChemicalEstate[S] 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha wouldn't be surprised
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[–]HonestGamingTroll1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice guy rejected.
[–]nosoupforyou21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'm broke I want a cheeseburger and a pack of cigarettes
I'm broke
I want a cheeseburger and a pack of cigarettes
Maybe quit smoking and you won't be quite so broke all the time?
[–]EmceeHammer111 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
and lose weight, somehow I doubt she needs that cheeseburger... 🐳
[–]LateralThinker131 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smokes are the only reason her appetite isn’t worse.
[–]ChemicalEstate[S] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too logical
[–]silly_birb18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She would love to have that beta provider that doesn't ask for sex!
100%
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For a second I read she's trying anal 'it's messy' instead of trying to heal. I'm really bad at reading emotional tampon texts.
[–]show-me-the-numbers4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She's alone most of the time working at her job or just screwing off whining and asking for money? ;)
Exactly
[–]redditradishman4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They never outright ask for it either.
"If only there was a man to help"
And cucks give in. They know what they're doing. Pathetic.
[–]darklightforever2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’d respond what all women who didn’t care about me said.
Wait 30 minutes and say “wow haha”
Thats totally me lol great fucking response
[–]Thinkingman212 points3 points4 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Should have kept her going and going on about how bad it is. Using that sympathy for a shot a money.
Then after thirteen sob stories she asks are you going to give me money? The he replies with, well I'm putting my money on you successfully hanging yourself so no.
Lmao brutal but yes
[–]cope-on-a-rope2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
im alone with just 6 chads on tinder
[–]Throwaway321way2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looked up how to tie a noose just so she could tell people that she looked it up. I she was serious, she would have used a regular doubleknot and an extension cord. But that’s too effective and doesn’t get her any attention
[–]Legs2big1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a “Read 11:00am” case for me.
[–]U-941 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Instructional videos for tying a noose? Brilliant.
[–]Maximum_Afternoon1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"help with this type of shit"
This is called "feeding yourself". It's not a special talent that only a few people have where you need to seek out your one friend with special skills.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Depending on how she looks this is about the time that I might start negotiating how much I am willing to pay to pound her out. Never give a woman money for nothing.
[–]Lacrimosa2k70 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
After reading that emotional sob story of hers....I'm kinda feeling peckish myself. A cheese burger (hold the cigaretts) sounds pretty good right about now.
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