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[–]altair43 50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
FFS man, if you wanted to please the God and had 20k lying around, why not invest it in a poor kid's education or help someone to stand on their legs?! What's the worse could have happened? You are not getting inside her pants anyways...
Could have been a life changing investment otherwise. But no...
This is one of the reasons why I am not sympathetic towards beta simps and cucks.
[–]Curious_Oogway 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Because he didn’t do this for God….he simply wanted pussy, which he will never get in his life. Pathetic simptard.
[–]RunawayGrain 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because he didn’t do this for God….he simply wanted pussy, which he will never get in his life.
So he did, in fact, do it for the false god he worships.
[–]The_Meep_Lord 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Fucking simps man.
But this is also churches fault. There pussy worship leads to such bullshit happening
[–]Bronzeraptor 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
While the SBC is again under siege from outside forces trying to shame them into permitting female pastors, the way they talk and act on the ground level leans in women's direction. I'm sure part of it is because of demographics and how women make up a large part of the church nowadays.
Sadly, I feel the music and messages the modern church cranks out doesn't nearly speak to men. What crap is generated is absolute fluff like the "Wild at Heart" books from years ago.
[–]The_Meep_Lord 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because the church is focusing too much on money, which ironically is why they are struggling.
They turned repentance into a joke. Where you basically just go in a box and say “sorry I did all these vile things” and the priest goes “okay, say Hail Mary once and you are forgiven.
Repentance used to be a life long thing (more then the evil done). Mary Magdalene spent her entire life repenting for her sins.
The church should read what the Bible says about women. Ex: Do not spend your strength on women, whose vigor ruins kings.
[–]bfte2 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Or just... donate it to a Church?....
[–]v0lvic 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
church is simp cenrtal... these modern churches will gloss over a lot of scripture..esp the one about women keeping silent in the church... and Suffering not a woman to teach..
[–]Gefan27 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Churches are businesses. There are more female "customers" for these businesses than there are male ones. If a pastor calls out the single mothers in the congregation or in any other way holds women accountable, the women who make up the majority of his customer base will leave taking the simps and beta orbiters with them. The pastor is then out of business and will have to get a real job.
As usual, follow the money.
[–]bfte2 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know. It would be the perfect match, though. Simp + Simp central.
[–]Funny_Wolverine_9 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
what a poor guy. and what an awful woman to accept the man's gift.
interesting that comments are disabled and so are the like/dislike buttons.
[–]ronnieonlyknowsmgtow[S] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Insteresting, they know the backlash
[–]jhooperp 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is so ridiculous. He didn’t buy her a car because God told him or any other voice. He did it because she’s young and attractive. That’s it. He thinks he has a shot with her and it’s embarrassing.
If he gave it to a man or an old woman I’d have more respect for him. This is so ridiculous because we all know why he did it, even the woman knows why he did it. And she’s laughing at him in her head because he’s so stupid.
And if she was so religious she would either not accept it and tell him he should donate it to someone who has less and really needs it or tell him it’s too much and they should look for someone who is homeless or something. She never should’ve accepted it as a gift
[–]Cybernetic_Phantom 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whether it's a man or a woman wouldn't be good, if he donated it to charity or an orphanage or simply saved it then it would be respectful
[–]CensorshipForLosers 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
@18:37 Love of this government.
Any man who talks about love of this government is beyond saving. He is an uber-simp. The US government is in open war against men in this country, and he talks about love of this government as if it's a good thing. Moron really.
[–]anongogogo 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His new achievement is MasterCuck race.
[–]mgtoown 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Bearded man is now lv100”
“Bearded man is evolving….”
“Bearded man has evolved into a PaThEtIc SiMp”
[–]SammySilver09 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe God should have told you to feed the homeless or donate to an orphanage or like 1000 other things that would have helped people 😡
I guess God works in mysterious ways right 😏
[–]GynocentrismCan_SMD 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know we've got some christians here, but generally christians are the biggest simps. sorry bros
[–]nplusultra 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably the 'god in his jeans' called?
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
god told him....not God (there's a HUGE difference!!!). god is laughing at him as much as I am.
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UGHHHHHHHHHH Drop your ego and anger. Read your (King James) Bible.... there's TONS of Red Pills in there.
[–]GimmeDatDaddyButter -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Who said they believe in a sky fairy? You’re choosing to use that word to make it sound worse. They believe in an all powerful God to explain the unexplained because it gives them peace of mind. Stop being such a dick and making other atheists look bad. Get a life you fucking loser.
[–]mgtoown 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What a fucking dick you are.
[–]GimmeDatDaddyButter 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're going around insulting people for believing in god. Get a life.
[–]gtowerthrowaway 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The thirst is real.
[–]ElectricalCost0 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Will god blow him? I think not.
[–]joselyncanosbutt 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God is sending him to the devil to be his fuck toy for eternity
[–]joselyncanosbutt 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh nice now Anna Khait will have a sweet ride to take to the club and take Chad back home the next morning because he is too drunk or hungover to get his own self home.
[–]ronnieonlyknowsmgtow[S] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]alienmuseum 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It wasn't God that tell him to donate. It's his dick that did it. Always remember dick thinking is dangerous.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude is whack. He is clearly doing the Christian version of Only Fans. To the max.
[–]ObeseTurkey 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I hold it ad a badge of honor that I never once bought a random girl a drink at a bar or nightclub. If a girl bought me a drink I would always reciprocate with buying the next round. I will never forget seeing this dude buy a drink for a girl next to him at a packed bar only for her to turn her back on him when she received the drink and proceeded to talk to another guy/boyfirend. It was so cringey yet hilarious that the guy was flabbergasted at what happened that a vowed I would never place myself in such a situation to be that guy, a thirsty simp lol.
[–]joselyncanosbutt 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hmmm wonder if that was me that you saw 🤣
[–]ObeseTurkey 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mate as long as you are here that means you have learned a lesson and grown, so good job brother.
[–]BrokenBarbell 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus a donkey, but his "disciples" ride private jets
[–]Skagb0y 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy could’ve spent that $20,000 on 200 hours with 200 different hookers for an hour a pop
[–]Apprehensive-Drop819 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I feel bad for him, it was definitely that he wanted to give a car to a hot chick.
[–]ronnieonlyknowsmgtow[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This guy was isolated in life too much, any sane person would have corrected him...
[–]Apprehensive-Drop819 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The whole situation is pure cringe and I say this as someone who follows the religion.
Apparently it is on God's priority list to give her the new Lexus that she lusted after.
I just hope that SIMP didn't finance the car, because it sounded like he was having business problems.
[–]ronnieonlyknowsmgtow[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Home equity line of credit
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