Keeping in line with the leftist, feminist version of equality, which is equality of outcome, and discrimination against any group that appears to do better than another, let us talk about nerds and football players.

Most nerds are not given the same sexual opportunities as football players in high school or college, because due to evolution women are more likely to choose brutes over weenies. Therefore I suggest we implement laws that require women to stop having sex with big, bulky, cocky football players they are naturally attracted to, and to instead have sex with wimpy, acne-ridden, skinny nerds.

It's the only way to make things fair.

-Signed, leftist retard.