This is Ziad Jarrah, the twat who crashed Flight 93 in the middle of a field in Pennsylvania on September 11. His face was so average that if the dictionary came with pictures, his would be right there with the definition of average. I imagine myself in the Jahannam, lights-off with him under me. I want to fuck him mad and hard, and regret the deed right before he comes.

I think I just had an orgasm. Thanks for reading.