A story on the CBC. Wealthy betabux with oneitis wants to travel the world with a woman the same name as his ex-girlfriend. Finds one. The story is almost too laughable to believe, but we believe it because we understand the nature of women.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/jordan-axani-finds-an-elizabeth-gallagher-for-free-trip-around-the-world-1.2875953

"He understands that I've always wanted to travel so while he's not happy I'm taking off for nearly a month at Christmas with a random guy he's smiling through it," she said.