I fucked up

SampsonBrass · 2016-12-07T20:52:34+00:00

A fuckup of this magnitude and you think an apology would "ruin it." You are likely too stupid to live. The end.

UEMcGill · 2016-12-07T17:07:26+00:00

What Redpill tenet says you don't own your actions?

There's a difference between apologizing because your wife acts like a shrew and you didn't jump fast enough when she beckoned and owning your mistakes when you fuck up.

This is pretty simple, "yeah I was inappropriate. I won't do it again"

Nyquil-Junkie · 2016-12-07T17:19:28+00:00

Grow up. That wasn't the high skool prom. That will follow her now for years at that job.

Scurvemuch · 2016-12-07T21:03:20+00:00

Oh No!

Bonus points if your wife is the Bosses daughter.

stonepimpletilists · 2016-12-07T16:31:05+00:00

Take a fucking guess...

BobbyPeru · 2016-12-07T22:59:16+00:00

You acted like a stoned teenager. Start reading the sidebar, lift, and grow the fuck up

BluepillProfessor · 2016-12-11T17:48:21+00:00

I am open mouthed with astonishment that such a successful woman would marry somebody in such advanced stages of autism.

Get help.

mrpthrowa · 2016-12-07T16:53:31+00:00

You will apologise and she will be so wet and horny at your sad pathetic face and won't wait to drop to her knees and suck your cock. Promise.

aurelius_shrugs · 2016-12-09T21:47:59+00:00

If it's a legit fuck up, own your shit. Mistakes were made. However, your wife's ass is yours to slap. Fuck her boss.

shinola_ · 2016-12-07T17:20:54+00:00

What is with all the low quality trolling lately? Try harder, blue pill

Second question: how are any of you treating this as legit? This is clearly bait to try to make MRP out to be exactly what the most ignorant of the blue pill strip it down to. It's so basic I question any of you giving legit responses.

Also give away: who has Christmas parties in the office with spouses in attendance? Bull shit.

ImSteveMcQueen · 2016-12-07T18:44:24+00:00

Your wife got called out because her husband slapped her ass and provocatively pressed her against a desk at a Christmas party ? Are you kidding me ?

I agree that it isn't good/appropriate behaviour in that situation, but lighten the fuck up ! It is a Christmas party ! What happens at the Christmas party stays at the Christmas party, especially when it happens between a couple.

Were they also citing people for dancing in a dirty fashion ? How about looking at your party in a sexy manner ? Smiling excessively from drinking too much ?

I'd probably discuss it with her, not sure I would apologize though. I'd say that I apparently crossed the line.

470_2_700_nm · 2016-12-08T13:25:42+00:00

Are you sorry? I mean that's the first question. I've never been sorry for slapping my wife's ass. It's mine.

It sounds like you got a little douchy here. I tread lightly in my wife's business affairs. You crossed a boundary: Oh well you've learned for next time.

When I'm around any of that, I am first an Oak, and then second I take the time to lock in on the hottest coworker of hers and get that woman into an isolated conversation for as long as possible. Works the tension level right up.

Don't fucking say sorry for slapping her ass. You can say it was a mistake, or that you realise now in hindsight it was out of place. But realise that all of that will dry her pussy up like the Sahara. Her ass is yours.

Soberskipper · 2016-12-08T14:35:57+00:00

You slapped your wife's ass ffs....your response to wife should have been, "your boss only got pissed coz he can't slap a tight sexy ass like yours and I can!" hold frame and eye contact and watch her gush. She's your wife bro that ass is yours to do whatever simple. If responses like this don't work for you yet go harder in the gym.

Title	I fucked up
Author	LeoofErin
Upvotes	0
Comments	23
Date	December 7, 2016 4:26 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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